| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Jason Statham | ... | Chev Chelios | |
| Amy Smart | ... | Eve | |
| Jose Pablo Cantillo | ... | Verona | |
| Efren Ramirez | ... | Kaylo | |
| Dwight Yoakam | ... | Doc Miles | |
| Carlos Sanz | ... | Carlito | |
| Reno Wilson | ... | Orlando | |
| Edi Gathegi | ... | Haitian Cabbie | |
| Glenn Howerton | ... | Doctor | |
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Jay Xcala | ... | Alex |
| Keone Young | ... | Don Kim | |
| Valarie Rae Miller | ... | Chocolate | |
| Yousuf Azami | ... | Arab Cabbie | |
| Laurent Schwaar | ... | Man in Garage (as Laurent Schwar) | |
| David Brown | ... | Sin City Brother | |
Poisoned by the potent and deadly mix of synthetic drugs called "The Beijing Cocktail" for getting in the way of the Triads, the tough-as-nails British hitman living in Los Angeles, Chev Chelios, wakes up with a terrible headache. With less than an hour to live, Chev will have to use all the help he can get from his doctor, and use every trick in the book, to consistently keep his heart rate up so that the adrenaline in his bloodstream staves off the effects of the deadly toxin. Now, his heart is pounding faster than any other human being, and as Chelios darts across the city's streets in search of an antidote and the arrogant criminal, Ricky Verona, to exact his revenge, he finds himself compelled to pick fights with no-nonsense drug dealers, murderous assassins, and an army of thugs. But, can Chelios stay alive long enough to protect those he loves, and make it through the day? Written by Nick Riganas
This is my first review and I've been reluctant to write one because I don't really think anyone will read it... but here it goes.
Crank is fun, really fun. In the way of Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (kind of) it's got its violence and action tossed into a mountain of humor. The writers (and directors) took these three things, tossed them into a movie blender, put the blender on puree, and came out with this movie.
The directors (and writers) did some visually awesome things with this film. People on the other side of phone calls appear on walls, rear-view mirrors, and other things. Random words from a person's dialogue appear on screen along with their part of speech in parenthesis afterwards (ep-i-neph-rine (n), man). This visual style I have declared... accidytrip-o-vision.
Other movies with accidytrip-o-vision: Easy Rider and A Scanner Darkly.
In conclusion, Crank is an action-filled, blood encrusted, comedy haywire, accidytrip-o-vision, adrenaline-pumping achievement.
Kudos to Statham and the rest of the team for the new bible of popcorn flicks.