Ant-Man (2015) Poster


Michael Peña: Luis



  • Scott Lang : [Demonstrating his Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time]  Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

    Luis : Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.

    Scott Lang : Really?

    Luis : Yeah.

    Scott Lang : Good.

    [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him] 

    Kurt : [Gasps, jumps out of chair]  This is the work of gypsies!

    Dave : That's witchcraft!

    Luis : [Keeping his cool]  That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!

    Dave : That's wizardry!

    Kurt : Sorcery!

    Luis : How'd you do that, bro?

    Scott Lang : Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.

    Luis : [Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]  Get if off! Get it off!

    Scott Lang : I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

  • [last lines] 

    Luis : Yeah, this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to him and he says, y'know: I'm looking for this dude who's mo' unseen, who's flashing this fresh tat, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got? She's like: Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific. And he's like: I'm looking for a guy who shrinks. And I'm like: Daaamn! I got all nervous, 'cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro. So I asked Ignacio: Did bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick, to tell you, to tell me, because I'm tight with that man that he's looking for him?

    Scott Lang : And? What'd he say?

    Luis : He said yes.

  • Luis : How serious are we talkin' Scotty?

    Scott Lang : [Looking at a safe]  It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.

    Luis : Wow. Can you crack it?

    Scott Lang : Well, here's the thing, it doesn't do so well with cold. Remember what that iceberg did?

    Luis : Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.

    Dave : Killed everyone.

    Kurt : Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

  • Scott Lang : Hey, how's your girl, man?

    Luis : Ah, she left me.

    Scott Lang : Oh.

    Luis : And my mom died too. And my dad got deported.

    [Scott just stares in awkward silence] 

    Luis : [Suddenly enthused]  But I got the van!

  • Luis : Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!

    Hope Van Dyne : You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine, right?

    Luis : Two smoothie machines.

  • Luis : You know what? I was thinking of a tactic. Like when I go undercover. Like a whistling. You know what I am saying? To like blend in.

    Scott Lang : No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

    [cut to Luis whistling] 

  • Luis : We're the good guys right?

    Scott Lang : Yeah, we're the good guys.

    Luis : Feels kinda, kinda weird, y'know.

    Scott Lang : Yeah. But we're not done yet...

  • Hope Van Dyne : This bozo here got caught stealing a smoothie machine.

    Luis : Two... smoothie machines.

  • Luis : [Scott is just released from prison]  Scotty! What's up, man? Dang, hey!

    Scott Lang : Ha ha! Hey, man!

    Luis : Hey, what's up with your eye?

    Scott Lang : Oh. Well, what do you think? Peachy. It's a going-away present.

    Luis : Oh, yeah. I still got my scar from a year ago!

    Scott Lang : Oh, yeah.

    Luis : Yeah. You know what? I'm still the only one who knocked him out.

    Scott Lang : Well, I definitely didn't.

  • Luis : Hey, if the job goes bad, you know I got your back, right?

    Scott Lang : Don't worry. It's not gonna happen.

    Luis : [snickering with Dave as Scott leaves]  I love it when he gets cocky.

  • Paxton : Get out of that van!

    Luis : What?

    Paxton : Get out of that van!

    Luis : It's too loud, there's a tank. I can't hear you!

  • Scott Lang : Thanks for the hook-up, too. I needed a place to stay.

    Luis : You wait 'till you see this couch. You're gonna be really happy. You're gonna be on your feet in no time. Watch.

    Scott Lang : I hope so.

    Luis : Yeah. And I gotta introduce you to some people. Some really skilled people.

    Scott Lang : Not interested.

    Luis : Yeah, right.

    Scott Lang : No, I'm serious, man. I'm not going back. I got a daughter to take care of.

    Luis : You know that jobs don't come easy for ex-cons, right?

    Scott Lang : Look, man, I got a master's in electrical engineering, all right? I'm gonna be fine.

    [cut to him working at Baskin Robbins] 

  • Luis : That's Kurt. He was Folsom for five years. He's a wizard on that laptop.

    Kurt : Nice meet you.

    Scott Lang : Yeah, nice to meet you, too. Who are you?

    Dave : Dave. Nice work on the Vista job.

    Kurt : Vista job, yes. No, no. I have heard of this robbery.

    Scott Lang : Well, technically, I didn't rob them. Robbery involves threat. I hate violence. I burgled them. I'm a cat buglar.

    Dave : You mean you're a pussy.

    Scott Lang : Yeah.

  • Scott Lang : Alright, just so we're clear, everyone here knows their role, right? Dave?

    Dave : Wheels on the ground.

    Scott Lang : Kurt?

    Kurt : Eyes in the sky.

    Scott Lang : Luis?

    Luis : Aw, man, you know it. You know what, I get to wear a uniform, that's what's up.

    Scott Lang : Luis.

    Luis : I'm sorry, I mean, I'm good, I'm good. I'm just excited, and plus you're girlfriend's really hot, so you know that makes me nervous too.

    [to Hope] 

    Luis : And you are very beautiful, ma'am.

    Hank Pym : Oh, my lord.

    Scott Lang : She's not my...

    Luis : Hey, you know what? I was thinking of a tactic, like when I go undercover, like a whistling, you know I'm saying? To like, blend in.

    Scott Lang : No, don't whistle. No whistling. It's not the Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

  • Luis : Okay. I was at a wine tasting with my cousin Ernesto, which was mainly reds, and you know I don't love reds man, you know? But there was a rosé that saved the day, it was delightful. And he tells me about this girl Emily that we used to kick it with, it was actually the first pair of boobs that I ever touched.

    Scott Lang : It's the wrong details. It's wrong... It has nothing to do with the story. Go!

    Luis : So, uh, he tells me that she's working as a housekeeper now, right? And she's dating this dude Carlos who's a shot caller from across the bay and she tells him about the dude that she's cleaning for. Right? That he's, like, this big-shot CEO that is all retired now but he's loaded. And so, Carlos and Ernesto are on the same softball team and they get to talking, right? And here comes the good part. Carlos says: "Yo, man. This guy's got a big-ass safe just sitting in the basement, just chillin'." Of course Ernesto comes to me cause he knows I've got mad thieving skills. Of course I ask him: "Did Emily tell Carlos to tell you to get to me what kind of safe it was? And he says: "Nah, dog. All she said is that it's, like, super legit, and whatever's in it has gotta be good!

    Scott Lang : What?

    Kurt : Old man have safe.

    Luis : And he's gone for a week.

    Scott Lang : Alright. There's an old man, he's got a safe, and he's gone for a week. Let's just work with that.

    Luis : Y'know what I'm sayin'?

  • Hope Van Dyne : Are you sure they can handle this?

    Luis : Oh we can handle it, we're professionals.

    Hank Pym : You'll forgive us if we're not instilled with confidence.

    Dave : Wait, everybody. Just kick back and relax a little bit, man. We know our business. We broke into this spooky-ass house, didn't we?

    Hank Pym : I let you.

    Dave : Well, one could say that I let you let me.

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