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This electrifying, swashbuckling sex-adventure takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires. The biggest epic in the history of adult films.

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Jules
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Isabella
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Serena (as Janine)
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Madelyn
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Christina
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Capt. Edward Reynolds
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Capt. Victor Stagnetti
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Manuel Valenzuela
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Angelina
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Pirate Dancer
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Marco
Nhan ...
Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd ...
Oxford
Brian Surewood ...
Gino
Harry Bali ...
Priest
Keethan Hawke ...
Auctioneer (as Keyser Soze)
Mando M. ...
Incan Monk
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Wench #1
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Wench #2
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Wench #3
Jolie Harris ...
Wench #4
Joshua ...
Old Sea Captain
Nick Satanas ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen (as Sir Nick Satanas)
Ted Shred ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Mistress Erzsebet ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Tino ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Ivan ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Kelli Tyler ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Roach ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Joseph T. Creep ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Halla Valentine ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Danika Sandberg ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Captain Dagger ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Aaron G. ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Malorie Christian ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
David H. ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Red Siren ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
William Q. ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Nicodemus Grimm ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Little Don ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Doc ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Durmel Deleon ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Dirk Snee ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Trevor Thompson ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen (as Trevor)
Kitty ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Maisie ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
James Richard ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Cameron Lee ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Pyro ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Ramblin Rob ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Joe Hopkins ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Lexi Lamour ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
Dimonico ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen (as Dave Dimonico)
Julian ...
Pirates, Townspeople and Crewmen
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Josh Peter Come ...
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Directed by

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Joone

Written by

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Joone ... (screen story)
 
Max Massimo ... (screenplay)

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Stefano Andiamo ... executive producer
Scott Atkins ... Senior Executive Producer / executive producer
Joone ... producer
Samantha Lewis ... producer

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Mr. Anderson
Steven Berlin
Christopher Hart

Cinematography by

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Joone

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Joey Pulgadas

Editorial Department

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Cody Bangs ... post-production coordinator

Art Direction by

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Joone

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September ... (as Ms. September)

Makeup Department

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Abby Lyle ... assistant makeup artist
Melanie ... makeup artist
Red Velvet ... makeup artist

Production Management

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Brah Bones ... production manager

Art Department

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Em ... art department coordinator (as 'M')
Dr. Troy ... lead graphic artist

Sound Department

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A. J. ... sound designer (as AJ)
Daniel Guerra ... boom operator
Jack Sparehole ... supervising sound editor

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Joone ... visual effects supervisor

Camera and Electrical Department

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Guillermo Brown ... video technician
Robby D. ... camera operator: "a" camera
Sasha Deepwood ... camera operator: "b" camera
Joone ... still photographer
King Kimo ... bts camera
D. Moon ... grip (as D-Moon)
Oliver ... lead gaffer
Scott ... steady cam.
Sly ... grip

Costume and Wardrobe Department

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Christopher Charles ... wardrobe assistant
Sharman Clarke ... wardrobe assistant
Money Penny ... wardrobe

Music Department

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Skin Muzik ... original music

Additional Crew

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Michael Dean ... production assistant
GorZilla ... production assistant (as Gorzila)
Peggy Mac ... production secretary
Jacques Noir ... production assistant
Noodles ... media author
Adella O'Neal ... publicist
Nick P. ... opening title sequence (as Cousin Nick P.)
Tim Shanks ... director of operations
Shark ... production assistant
Super Sue ... production secretary

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Storyline

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Plot Summary

Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil. Written by

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Also Known As
  • Pirates 1 (United States)
  • Pirates XXX (United States)
  • Пираты (Russia)
  • Qaroqchilar (Uzbekistan)
  • Piratas (Venezuela)
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Runtime
  • 129 min
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Budget $1,000,000 (estimated)

Did You Know?

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Trivia Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television. See more »
Movie Connections Featured in Episode #1.12 (2007). See more »
Soundtracks Pirates See more »
Quotes Wu Chow: It not my fault, I need more potassium!
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