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Pirates (2005)

This electrifying, swashbuckling sex-adventure takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires. The biggest epic in the history of adult films.

Director:

Joone

Writers:

Joone (screen story), Max Massimo (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jesse Jane ... Jules
Carmen Luvana ... Isabella
Janine Lindemulder ... Serena (as Janine)
Devon ... Madelyn
Teagan Presley ... Christina
Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ... Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali Harry Bali ... Priest
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Storyline

Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Genres:

Adult | Adventure

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television. See more »

Goofs

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Quotes

Capt. Edward Reynolds: Fuck that shit, run!
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Alternate Versions

In the United Kingdom, the distributors were forced to make extensive cuts (removing 1hr 34min) in order for it to be passed at R18. The cuts removed material deemed to be abusive and potentially harmful - sight of a knife blade pressed on nipple / breast and character's bound and gagged while engaging in sexual activity. These cuts were implemented as it was deemed that the performers were incapable of giving or withdrawing consent. Additional cuts were also required to remove sight of urination during masturbation as this was deemed to breach the Obscene Publications Act 1959. See more »


Soundtracks

Manuel and Isabella
Original Music by Skin Muzik sm
Music Composed by Christopher Hart, Steven Berlin, Mr. Anderson
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User Reviews

 
Good movie
18 February 2006 | by desibanditSee all my reviews

Okay this adult flick was the BEST that i have ever seen. I'm a female and I loved it!! Its the only adult movie I have ever watched that was meant for both men and women. There's some good action for the guys, and some sexy men for the girls. And plenty of humor for the both of you!! The costumes are stunning...for a porn. It kind of plays off the Pirates of the Caribbean but don't worry its definitely not a cheesy remake of that movie. It has its own plot, which I found absolutely hilarious, the characters actually had personalities (not robots!) and the plot actually made some sense! It really raises the bar for other adult movies. I watched this with a whole group of friends and we all loved it, males and females both. Highly recommended.


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Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 September 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Pirates XXX See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

| (R Rated)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital (Dolby Surround 5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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