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Pirates (2005)

This electrifying, swashbuckling sex-adventure takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires. The biggest epic in the history of adult films.

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Joone

Writers:

Joone (screen story), Max Massimo (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jesse Jane ... Jules
Carmen Luvana ... Isabella
Janine Lindemulder ... Serena (as Janine)
Devon ... Madelyn
Teagan Presley ... Christina
Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ... Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali Harry Bali ... Priest
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Storyline

Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Adult | Adventure

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language | See all certifications »

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Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 September 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Pirates XXX See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

| (R Rated)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital (Dolby Surround 5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Trivia

Pirates is the one of the most expensive pornographic film ever made. See more »

Goofs

[All goofs for this title are spoilers.] See more »

Quotes

Capt. Edward Reynolds: Fuck that shit, run!
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Alternate Versions

Was edited into a R rated version for mainstream video outlets. All hardcore pornographic shots were removed and some sex scenes have been omitted entirely See more »

Connections

Spoofs Star Trek: The Original Series (1966) See more »

Soundtracks

Pirates
Original Music by Skin Muzik sm
Music Composed by Christopher Hart, Steven Berlin, Mr. Anderson
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User Reviews

 
Beyond compare...
25 June 2006 | by MovieStoreClerkSee all my reviews

As far as porn goes, it was great. I don't think anyone will say differently. It's just so ridiculously hilarious. I love how half way through the film, Evan Stone turns into a clueless Captain Kirk. And they ask SO much of the audience. A girl gets kidnapped, she's tied to a chair, forced to have sex with a gypsy, and ends up liking it. I can follow that, no problem. But there's a scene where the captain and his first mate are tied up in a room that's on fire. Then a woman from a previous scene comes in and says that she'll only untie them if the captain makes love to her. So she unties him and he "makes love". Hello? Punch the crazy broad in the face and get out of the building. You don't have time for a sex scene. But there were a few good parts. Take when anyone is about to get it on. There's a little kissing, and BAM! There's a screen push and they're naked. And probably my favorite part, the amount of violence in the girl/girl scenes. At one point I thought it had turned into Ultamite Fighter. And there was another point were some candles are used in a way that I never really thought of before. All in all, you need to see this. I mean, how often do you get to see a porno with a seven figure budget?


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