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Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner ... See full summary »

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Joone (screen story), Max Massimo (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jesse Jane ... Jules Steel
Carmen Luvana ... Isabella Valenzuela
Janine Lindemulder ... Serena
Devon ... Madelyn
Teagan Presley ... Christina
Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ... Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali Harry Bali ... Priest
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Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Genres:

Adult | Adventure

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language | See all certifications »

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Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 September 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Pirates XXX See more »

Filming Locations:

California, USA See more »

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Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
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Runtime:

| (R Rated)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

Pirates is the one of the most expensive pornographic film ever made. See more »

Quotes

Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!
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Alternate Versions

Was edited into a R rated version for mainstream video outlets. All hardcore pornographic shots were removed and some sex scenes have been omitted entirely See more »

Connections

Followed by Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge (2008) See more »

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User Reviews

 
Come on guys, it's porn, not a serious reflection of the times.
12 January 2006 | by house-19See all my reviews

I for one, loved this porn. Maybe not worth 70$ but if you can find it cheaper, more power to you. A lot of people are saying, wow, the acting was so bad, they need to make it more like a period piece if they want to do this right, I say, accept it for what it is... PORN! I accepted it and LOVED it. It didn't matter that the girls have tattoos, or say slang. Did it get me hot? yes! It's porn first, a movie second, and that is the point. It's not so you can sit back and go. "Hmmm, that movie really reflected the time period really well" No, it's to get you worked up*which it does!*, or to have a good time with your friends. The acting was horrible (but what can you expect, again its PORN!) I watched this with a friend and we were both laughing the whole time. What can you expect with the bad acting and cheesy lines? As a movie, yeah it kinda stinks, but as a porn (which it was meant to be) it rocked.

-also a skeleton sex scene would have been awesome.


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