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Pirates (2005)

This electrifying, swashbuckling sex-adventure takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires. The biggest epic in the history of adult films.

Director:

Joone

Writers:

Joone (screen story), Max Massimo (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jesse Jane ... Jules
Carmen Luvana ... Isabella
Janine Lindemulder ... Serena (as Janine)
Devon ... Madelyn
Teagan Presley ... Christina
Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti
Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ... Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali Harry Bali ... Priest
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Storyline

Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil. Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Genres:

Adult | Adventure

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television. See more »

Goofs

[All goofs for this title are spoilers.] See more »

Quotes

Capt. Edward Reynolds: Dead skeletons tell no tales.
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Alternate Versions

Was edited into a R rated version for mainstream video outlets. All hardcore pornographic shots were removed and some sex scenes have been omitted entirely See more »

Connections

Referenced in Entourage: Three's Company (2006) See more »

Soundtracks

Manuel and Isabella
Original Music by Skin Muzik sm
Music Composed by Christopher Hart, Steven Berlin, Mr. Anderson
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Come on guys, it's porn, not a serious reflection of the times.
12 January 2006 | by house-19See all my reviews

I for one, loved this porn. Maybe not worth 70$ but if you can find it cheaper, more power to you. A lot of people are saying, wow, the acting was so bad, they need to make it more like a period piece if they want to do this right, I say, accept it for what it is... PORN! I accepted it and LOVED it. It didn't matter that the girls have tattoos, or say slang. Did it get me hot? yes! It's porn first, a movie second, and that is the point. It's not so you can sit back and go. "Hmmm, that movie really reflected the time period really well" No, it's to get you worked up*which it does!*, or to have a good time with your friends. The acting was horrible (but what can you expect, again its PORN!) I watched this with a friend and we were both laughing the whole time. What can you expect with the bad acting and cheesy lines? As a movie, yeah it kinda stinks, but as a porn (which it was meant to be) it rocked.

-also a skeleton sex scene would have been awesome.


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Official Sites:

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 September 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Pirates XXX See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

| (R Rated)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital (Dolby Surround 5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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