High School Musical (2006 TV Movie)
Corbin Bleu: Chad Danforth
Chad : Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person. Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton : Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad : Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton : Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?
Chad : I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind, Troy.
Chad : [Miss Fallstaff, the librarian, appears] It's frightening territory.
[Troy sits down at a table and takes out a pencil and a piece of paper]
Chad : How can you expect the rest of us to be focused on a game when you're off somewhere in leotards singing 'Twinkle Town'...
Troy Bolton : [cutting off Chad] No one said *anything* about leotards.
Chad : Not yet my friend, but just you wait.
Troy Bolton : [Gives Chad a really weirded out look]
Chad : [Miss Fallstaff appears] I tried to tell him, Miss Falstaff. I really did.
Troy Bolton : [Looks like he's thinking]
Chad : [Looks at the three watches he has on his wrist] Okay, so, my watch is 7:45 Mountain Standard Time. Are we synced?
Taylor : Whatever.
Chad : All right. Then we're on a go mode for lunch period. Exactly 12:05.
Taylor : Yes, Chad. We're a go.
[Waves her hand in front of his face]
Taylor : But we're not Charlie's Angels, okay?
Chad : I can dream, can't I?
Troy Bolton : Callbacks the same day as the game?
Gabrilla Montez : And the scholastic decathlon!
Taylor : Why would they do this?
Chad : I smell a rat named Darbus...
Kelsi : Actually, I think it's two rats, neither of them named Darbus.
Chad : Do you know something about this... small person?
Kelsi : [sighs] Miss Darbus might think she's protecting the show, but Ryan and Sharpay are pretty much only concerned with protecting *themselves*.
Chad : Do you know what I'm gonna do to those two overmoussed showdogs?
Troy Bolton : Nothing. We're not gonna do anything to them. Except sing... maybe. All right. Now this is only going to happen; if we all work together... Now who's in?
[Everyone joins hands]
Chad : [Gabriella has spilled her lunch on Sharpay. Troy tries to run over and help Gabriella, but Chad holds him back] No. You do *not* want to get into that, man. Too much drama.
Troy Bolton : What's up?
Chad : What's up? Oh let's see, um, you miss free period workout yesterday to audition for some heinous musical, and now suddenly people are confessing. Yeah, Zeke, Zeke is baking. Crème brûlée.
Troy Bolton : Oh. What's that?
Zeke : Oh, it's a creamy custard-like filling with a caramelized surface, it's really satisfying.
Troy Bolton : Oh, cool.
Zeke : Shut *up*, Zeke!
Troy Bolton : So dude, you know that school musical thing? Umm, is it true you get extra credit just for auditioning?
Chad : Who cares?
Troy Bolton : You know it's always good to get extra credit, for... college.
Chad : Do you ever think Lebron James or Shaquille O'Neil auditioned for their school musical?
Troy Bolton : Maybe?
Chad : Hey, the whole team's htting the gym for free period, what do you want us to run?
Troy Bolton : I can't - I, uh, have to catch up on, uh, homework.
Chad : What? It's only the second day back, even I'm not even behind on homework yet. And I've been behind on homework since preschool.
Troy Bolton : [laugh] That's hilarious. I'll catch you later?
Chad : [after "Stick to the Status Quo" is sung] People are starting to do other stuff. Okay, stuff that's not their stuff.