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Faces of Schlock (2005)

Let Countess Slutpira take you on a journey into some of the most terrifying horror comedy in independent film! Three shorts by "Masters" of the medium. ButtonHead, Diagnoses Terror, and Neckbrace will leave you begging for more!
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Cast

Credited cast:
Cookie J. Waters Cookie J. Waters ... Katie
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Andrew Copp Andrew Copp ... The Reverend (segment "Diagnoses Terror")
Henrique Couto Henrique Couto ... Ron (segment "Diagnoses Terror")
Dave Hong Dave Hong ... (segment "Neck Brace")
Chris LaMartina Chris LaMartina ... Mr. Jerry (segment "Neck Brace")
Adam Lewis Adam Lewis ... Paco (segment "Neck Brace")
Monica Puller Monica Puller ... Tori (segment "ButtonHead")
Stephen Roblin Stephen Roblin ... Brad Spaulding (segment "Neck Brace")
Corey Schuler Corey Schuler ... Leonard / Spike (segment "Neck Brace")
Slutpira Slutpira ... Hostess
Jacki Spunk Jacki Spunk ... Shelly
Chris Verdon Chris Verdon ... Corn (segment "Diagnoses Terror")
Ameya Warde Ameya Warde ... Girl Reading Book (segment "Diagnoses Terror")
Lauren Weeks Lauren Weeks ... Jewel (segment "Diagnoses Terror")
Richard Whiskey Richard Whiskey ... Brent (segment "ButtonHead")
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Your hostess Countess Slutpira will take you on a journey of three of the most horrifying pieces of Schlock in independent film Including ButtonHead, Diagnoses Terror, and NeckBrace. Buttonhead: When Tori is beaten near-senseless by her redneck boyfriend Brent, she is brought back to life by her super scientific lesbian nurse friend. They replace a part of her brain with another section of the body very familiar for its sensitivity, now they must deal with the quasi-retarded woman and her insane boyfriend who is trying to find out what happened. Diagnoses Terror: A young man named Ron loves to watch late night TV and eat junk food. One night he falls asleep as a strange preacher begins his TV sermons, soon he because a zealot for the evil plots of the reverend as he dispatches his friends who sin or simply get in his way. With hilarious results! Neckbrace: A "boi" of the punk rock persuasion is picked on and injured by a jock bully, as he recovers in his neckbrace he decides to buy a ... Written by Henrique Couto

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The Most Horrifying REAL Shlock! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

14 December 2005 (Sweden) See more »

Also Known As:

Slackers of Horror Vol. 1 See more »

Filming Locations:

Baltimore, Maryland, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Freak Productions See more »
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital (RCA Sound System)| Dolby Digital (Westrex Recording System)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Trivia

Shot in an incredibly short amount of time for little money, this was organized by Henrique Couto for fast release at Cinema Wasteland Horror convention. See more »

Crazy Credits

Special thanks to Chris LaMartina, Lauren Weeks, Chris Seaver, Morgan Albert, J.R. Bookwalter, Andrew Shearer, My Mommy, Ameya Warde, Your Mommy, Andy Copp and you, ass. See more »

Connections

Followed by Faces of Schlock Vol. 2 (2005) See more »

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Chock full of schlock!
1 March 2014 | by jedispyderSee all my reviews

Segment 1 is called ButtonHead and it was an incredibly interesting concept. It was a riff on normal Frankenstein's Monster as a character has her clitoris inserted into her brain after she suffers an injury. Upon waking up, she is mildly brain damaged so the nurse who operated on her along with her roommate spend the rest of the segment trying to take care of her while protecting her from her abusive boyfriend. I was surprised at how good the acting was.

The one problem I had with this segment is that the camera was rarely ever held still even if they intended it to. As if someone was holding it in their hands, yet their hands had constant tremors which slightly shook the camera at most times. It didn't distract from the film at all, just a minor annoyance.

Segment 2 is called Diagnoses Terror and it was definitely my favorite of the anthology. The main character is slowly brain washed by a late-night TV Reverend who is preaching about how bad society is today and insisting people should be doing something about it. In the beginning there was a bit of problem with the colors and lighting but it is soon corrected. As usual with all of Henrique Couto's films, the dialogue is casual and never forced, even subtle lines such as the random "That's a huge raspberry Poptart!"

Segment 3 is called Neck Brace and in my opinion it's the weakest of the bunch. Some of the signs appear over lighted, likely due to filming outside when the sun was at its brightest peak. Some of the dialogue seems forced, especially with the character of Paco and his faux-Latino accent. The basic plot of the segment can be summed down to "don't do drugs, okay?" If you watch this, you have to understand that this is in no way a professional collection of films. This is some of the earliest work from 3 now professional filmmakers, so these are all labors of love. Don't go in expecting a Hollywood movie, instead expect something fun to watch.


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