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Stagknight

  • 20072007
  • 1h 19min
IMDb RATING
3.2/10
301
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Martin Bayfield, James Hillier, Joe Montana, Tony Tang, Barry McNeill, John Campbell-Mac, Simon Cathcart, Santos Regules, Paul Coskun, Simeon Willis, Jocelyn Osorio, Harry Athwal, and Jason Lee Hyde in Stagknight (2007)
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Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead,... Read allStagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead, American Werewolf in London, later Aliens. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagkn... Read allStagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead, American Werewolf in London, later Aliens. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents a uniquely stupid look at this genre through the cracked "Weekend Warriors" ... Read all

IMDb RATING
3.2/10
301
YOUR RATING
  • Director
    • Simon Cathcart
  • Writers
    • Simon Cathcart
    • Rob Mercer
  • Stars
    • Martin Bayfield
    • Jocelyn Osorio
    • Paul Coskun
Top credits
  • Director
    • Simon Cathcart
  • Writers
    • Simon Cathcart
    • Rob Mercer
  • Stars
    • Martin Bayfield
    • Jocelyn Osorio
    • Paul Coskun
  • See production, box office & company info
    • 9User reviews
    • 5Critic reviews
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  • Photos7

    Knight killing
    Chicks getting into it
    Blossom about to enter the knight's keep
    Sandra Dickinson as Fay gets nasty
    Simon Cathcart on set
    Stagknight (2007)

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    Martin Bayfield
    • Knightas Knight…
    Jocelyn Osorio
    Jocelyn Osorio
    • Young Exploreras Young Explorer
    Paul Coskun
    • Brendaas Brenda…
    Simeon Willis
    Simeon Willis
    • Brianas Brian
    James Hillier
    James Hillier
    • Charlesas Charles
    Jason Lee Hyde
    • Davidas David
    • (as Jason Hyde)
    Harry Athwal
    • Driveras Driver
    Sandra Dickinson
    Sandra Dickinson
    • Fayas Fay
    Danielle Mason
    • Gingeras Ginger
    Stephen Wisdom
    • Lead Exploreras Lead Explorer
    Tony Tang
    • Makotoas Makoto
    Joe Montana
    Joe Montana
    • Rogeras Roger
    Santos Regules
    • Santosas Santos
    • (as Santos De Castro)
    Simon Cathcart
    • Seanas Sean
    Barry McNeill
    • Steve The Queenas Steve The Queen
    John Campbell-Mac
    John Campbell-Mac
    • Wolfas Wolf
    • (as JC Mac)
    • Director
      • Simon Cathcart
    • Writers
      • Simon Cathcart
      • Rob Mercer
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    Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead, American Werewolf in London, later Aliens. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents a uniquely stupid look at this genre through the cracked "Weekend Warriors" paintball team. This is mansville not boytown on a blow-out bachelor paintball weekender bender of dirty tricks, hot babes and truly splatter-tastic medieval kills to die for. —Simon Cathcart
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    • Plot summary
    • Plot synopsis
    • Taglines
      • Sex, drugs, guns and one killer knight out...
    • Genres
      • Comedy
      • Horror
    • Parents guide

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    • Connections
      References Frankenstein (1931)

    User reviews9

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    Top review
    Meh ..
    Hmmm .. I do not even know where to begin writing, because I can simply sum it up by saying, "The film sucks big time." There weren't a single scene worth mentioning in this film. The horror was far between, and even that it weren't a bit scary.

    The jokes were crude, unfunny and lame.

    And the thick British accent, annoyed me to death. It is completely okay if the accent is original, but in this film, they tried very hard to speak the accent, is was quite painful to hear it for an hour and a half.

    I strongly recommend others to watch other film instead. Heck, even Hilton's 'Bottoms Up' film fared better than this.
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    • ichocolat
    • Jul 22, 2009

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    • Release date
      • 2007 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Official site
      • Official site
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Die Tempelreiter: Weiber, Bier und Eine Absolute Killer Nacht
    • Filming locations
      • Effingham, Surrey, England, UK
    • Production company
      • Stag Knight Ltd.
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    Box office

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    • Budget
      • £1,500,000 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 19min
    • Color
      • Color

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