American Dreamz (2006)
Hugh Grant: Martin Tweed
Jessica : [Opening Lines]
[after Martin receives a fax showing American Dreamz as the top rated show]
Jessica : How are the numbers?
Martin Tweed : Incredible.
Martin Tweed : Absolutely incredible.
Jessica : Congratulations.
Jessica : I'm leaving you.
Jessica : Did you hear what I said? I'm leaving you.
Martin Tweed : [still staring at the fax] Yeah, I heard. Yeah, Yeah
Jessica : I'm not kidding.
Martin Tweed : I know.
[turns and walks toward her]
Martin Tweed : Look, I think it's an excellent decision on your part.
Jessica : You do?
Martin Tweed : You're a fantastic person and the last year's been really great. You're beautiful. The sex has been wonderful. You're kind and supportive. You wait for me with dinner when I work late: you're amazing. And it's driving me out of my *fucking* mind.
[she stares in disbelief]
Martin Tweed : You know, with numbers like this, this should be the happiest day of my life and instead i have to worry about whether I make *you* happy all the time!
[pause, her lip quivers]
Martin Tweed : Jessica, sweetheart, you make me feel like being a better person. And I'm not a better person. I'm me.
Jessica : [teary-eyed as she walks away] I feel sorry for you.
Martin Tweed : Don't. I certainly don't. In fact, I envy myself deeply.
Martin Tweed : Jessica, you make me feel like being a better person and I'm not a better person. I'm me.
Martin Tweed : I think I'm Omar-sexual.
Martin Tweed : Sometimes I look at you and see my own reflection. It's revolting.