The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Emily Blunt: Emily
Emily : [to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choos, I saw it.
Emily : I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Miranda Priestly : I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment.
Emily : I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm last night.
Miranda Priestly : Details of your incompetence do not interest me. Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. And R.S.V.P. yes to Michael Kors' party, I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. Call Natalie at Glorious Foods and tell her no for the 40th time. No! I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight. Then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo. Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they're all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try. I wonder if she's lost any of that weight yet.
Miranda Priestly : Who is that?
Emily : When I am not here... Andrea, you are chained to that desk!
Andy Sachs : But what if I have to...
Emily : What? No! Nothing! One time an assistant left the desk. Oh, because she sliced her hand open with a letter opener, and Miranda missed Lagerfeld just before he was about to board a 17 hour flight to Austrailia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs : Man the desk at all times. Got it.
[to Andy's replacement]
Emily : You have some very large shoes to fill. I hope you know that.
Emily : You went upstairs? You went upstairs. Oh my God. Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story?
Emily : Oh my God. No, no, no!
Andy Sachs : What's wrong?
Emily : [on telephone] She's on her way. Tell everyone.
Nigel : Tsk. She's not supposed to be here until nine.
Emily : Her driver just text messaged and her facialist ruptured a disc. God, these people.
Nigel : [points at Andy and mouths] Who's that?
Emily : That, I can't even talk about.
Nigel : [opens the door] Alright everyone, gird your loins!
[as he's leaving]
Nigel : Did someone eat an onion bagel?
Andy Sachs : [looks slightly embarrased, starts smelling her breath]
Emily : [talking about Andrea] I absolutely have no idea why Miranda hired her.
Serena : Tell me about it. We were in the Beauty Department and she held up this Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said "What is this?"
Emily : [laughing] I just knew that when the first moment I saw her, she was going to be a complete and utter disas...
[Andrea walks in with a new outfit]
Andy Sachs : [answering the phone] Miranda Priestly's office... No, she's not in right now but I'll leave word... OK, thanks. Bye.
Emily : [shocked by Andrea's new look] How... Are you wearing the Ch...
Andy Sachs : Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
Serena : You look good.
Serena : What? She does...
Emily : Oh, shut up, Serena.
Emily : I don't care if she was going to fire you or beat you with a red hot poker, you should've said no.
Emily : A million girls would kill for this job.
Emily : You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake!
Andy Sachs : Hello?
Emily : Andrea, Miranda decided to kill the autumn jacket story for September and she's pulling up the Sedona shoot for October. You need to come into the office right this second and pick up her coffee order on the way.
Andy Sachs : Now?
[looks at the clock]
Emily : Now, get a pen and write this down. I want one no-foam skimmed latte with an extra shot and three drip coffees with room for milk. Searing hot. And I mean hot.
Emily : [on the phone] While you're out, Miranda needs you to go to Hermès to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.
Andy Sachs : Okay.
[searches for note pad]
Emily : Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton. Pick that up. Oh, yeah. And Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, and she'll want more Starbucks when she gets back. Hot Starbucks
Andy Sachs : Can you just repeat that first -
[phone goes into dial tone]
Andy Sachs : Hello?