23 user 14 critic

Never Been Thawed (2005)

R | | Comedy | 15 April 2005 (USA)
Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. He has inspired this group of fanatical collectors to attempt to host the world's first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention... See full summary »


Sean Anders


Add Image Add an image

Do you have any images for this title?



Cast overview, first billed only:
Greg Behrendt ... Stan
Kent Voss Kent Voss ... Dan
Sean Anders ... Shawn
Mike Gordon Mike Gordon ... Vince
Blair Arndt Blair Arndt ... Male Dental Patient
Allen Zwolle Allen Zwolle ... Al (as Al Zwolle)
Shelly Frasier ... Shelly / TTY Operator
John Angelo John Angelo ... Milo
Scott Isham Scott Isham ... Scott (as S. Joseph Isham)
John Morris ... Chris
Marco Davanzo Marco Davanzo ... Comic Store Owner
C.J. Cotton C.J. Cotton ... Alana
Nate Bandow Nate Bandow ... I've Done It
Stephen D. Doerr Stephen D. Doerr ... A-Hole The Clown / Christers Drummer
Mary Beth Rudy Mary Beth Rudy ... Waitress


Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. He has inspired this group of fanatical collectors to attempt to host the world's first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention. Shawn also sings for a local punk band that has recently converted to Christian Rock as they find the Christian fans much easier to shock and impress. Milo Binder, a local Christian rock promoter and owner of an anti-abortion themed Christian cafe, assisted the band's conversion. As Shawn pursues the convention and Christian fame, Al (the bass player) pursues Shelly. Shelly is a mousy virgin who's infatuation with Shawn may be more than AL can overcome. NBT is a dark, edgy warts-and-all comedy that leaves nothing sacred. Written by Anonymous

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis


Frozen Entree Collectors? Christian Rockers? ...are you dorks serious?



Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for pervasive language including sexual references

Did You Know?


Sean Anders'feature directorial debut See more »

User Reviews

Deliciosly Funny
17 April 2005 | by IkeThermiteSee all my reviews

I just watched this wonderfully humorous film at the Harkins in downtown Tempe, after which The Christers played an entertaining set of four songs. I believe this was featured at the Phoenix film festival and was brought to Harkins. I was pleasantly surprised by this film. Centering around a group of frozen entrée collectors this film leads you in a documentary style through their lives and oddities. If you like the more commercial and prominent funny movies that are churned out one after another in the endlessly unoriginal fashion of all those Ben Stiller pieces of excrement then this movie may be a bit too "edgy" for you. However if you revel in a more unique and (again) "edgy" sort of comedic experience i encourage you to see this, for if you do i venture to say you will thank yourself over and over. I believe this film has a great chance of making it nationally, as i think it's just being seen here in the Phoenix area for the time being. Also, if you are uptight about Christianity you may be offended by some of the content of this movie and some language. If you got through the movie "Saved!" alright you'll make it here. But again, if you do see this movie prepare to have a sore abdomen because you'll be laughing and repeating lines hours later with friends.

11 of 16 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 23 user reviews »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.


Official Sites:

Official site





Release Date:

15 April 2005 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Mesa, Arizona, USA See more »


Box Office


$35,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$7,048, 17 April 2005

Gross USA:


Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

See more on IMDbPro »

Company Credits

Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs



Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
See full technical specs »

Contribute to This Page

We've Got Your Streaming Picks Covered

Looking for some great streaming picks? Check out some of the IMDb editors' favorites movies and shows to round out your Watchlist.

Visit our What to Watch page

Recently Viewed