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Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet (2005)

Two female alien scientists travel back in time to prehistoric Earth to observe primitive mammal society and get an eyeful as they witness kinky cave girls inventing lesbian sex.

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William Hellfire
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Erin Brown ... Oook (as Misty Mundae)
Tina Krause ... Eegads (as Mia Copia)
Ruby Larocca ... Eeek / Dr. Ruby
Zoe Moonshine ... Captain Moonshine
Lilly Tiger Lilly Tiger ... Una
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Two female alien scientists travel back in time to prehistoric Earth to observe primitive mammal society and get an eyeful as they witness kinky cave girls inventing lesbian sex.

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Some, if not all, of the space CGI effects in this movie are lifted from stock CGI frequently used in episodes of the TV series Babylon 5. Primarily used is the Jump Gate spiral, with a ship coming out of it. See more »

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Features Erotic Survivor (2001) See more »

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Does this even count as a movie?
28 September 2010 | by Tito-8See all my reviews

It's apparent after only a few minutes of watching this mess that the filmmakers just didn't care about the final product. Yes, I recognize that this film was meant as a soft core porn, and that engrossing plots rarely occur in this type of film, but this is simply a disaster from start to finish.

Occasionally, the film tries to be funny, but when a farting and defecating dinosaur is the comedic highlight, you know your film isn't funny. Slightly more often, we'll get some dialogue in an attempt to fake a plot. But the main reason for this type of movie is obviously the nudity and sex, and here, it fails, too.

Sure, there is frequent nudity from the generally unappealing cast, but the sex scenes are, to be very kind, weak. It's bizarre watching a film when the women are all so ready, willing, and experienced at on screen nudity, and then seem so hesitant to even touch each other. It's almost as if the cast was repulsed by one another, the simulated sex was so wholly unbelievable. Observing a breast exam would probably be more erotic than this.

So, if you're looking for lame fake sex featuring mediocre-looking women along with pitifully bad writing, acting, and comedy, this film is for you. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and watch a Surrender Cinema film next time you want soft porn. Admittedly, their plots are awful, too, but at least the women are attractive in their movies.


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