Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead: Ramona Flowers
Ramona V. Flowers : This is good garlic bread.
Scott Pilgrim : Yeah, I think garlic bread would have to be my favourite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping.
Ramona V. Flowers : Then you'd get fat.
Scott Pilgrim : No, why would I get fat?
Ramona V. Flowers : Because bread makes you fat.
Scott Pilgrim : Bread makes you fat?
Ramona V. Flowers : What kind of tea do you want?
Scott Pilgrim : There's more than one kind?
Ramona V. Flowers : We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.
Scott Pilgrim : Did you make some of those up?
Scott Pilgrim : Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.
Ramona V. Flowers : What did you have in mind?
Scott Pilgrim : Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.
Ramona V. Flowers : You have a band?
Scott Pilgrim : Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.
Ramona V. Flowers : [sighs] Sure.
Scott Pilgrim : Oh wait, can I get your number?
Ramona V. Flowers : Here.
Scott Pilgrim : Wow... girl number...
Ramona V. Flowers : See you at the show Scott Pilgrim.
Scott Pilgrim : Oh hey it's tonight! At the...
Ramona V. Flowers : Listen, I know I can be hard to be around sometimes. I totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore.
Scott Pilgrim : No, no, I want to hang. It's... You know, the whole evil ex-boyfriend thing...
Ramona V. Flowers : Exes...
Scott Pilgrim : It's no biggie. Um. You know, I know it's early, but I don't think anything can get in the way of how I SHIT!
[Camera cuts to Scott's ex standing behind Ramona]
Knives Chau : Hey Scott!
Scott Pilgrim : What the hell...
Ramona V. Flowers : Who is that girl again?
Stephen Stills : Scott dated her.
Scott Pilgrim : Briefly.
Ramona V. Flowers : How old is she?
Scott Pilgrim : Uhhhhhhhh...
[the camera goes into his head. We see a wheel listing various thoughts. The arrow gets stuck between "I gotta pee" and "Who, her?"]
Scott Pilgrim : I gotta pee on her!... I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time.
Ramona V. Flowers : [after defending Scott from Roxy] Do that again, and I will end you!
Ramona V. Flowers : [Refering to Gideon] I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own.
Scott Pilgrim : Hey, what's up?
Ramona V. Flowers : Nothing.
Scott Pilgrim : Hey, you know Pac-man?
Ramona V. Flowers : I know of him.
Scott Pilgrim : Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like...
Ramona V. Flowers : Yeah, that's amazing.
Scott Pilgrim : Um... Am I dreaming? I'll leave you alone forever now.
Ramona V. Flowers : Thanks.
Ramona V. Flowers : Uh, Scott Pilgrim?
Scott Pilgrim : Hi. I was thinking about asking you out, but then I realized how stupid that would be. So do you want to go out sometime?
Ramona V. Flowers : Um, no, that's ok. You can just sign for this, all right?
Scott Pilgrim : I just woke up, and you were in my dream. I dreamt that you were delivering me this package. Is that weird?
Ramona V. Flowers : It's not weird at all.
Scott Pilgrim : It's not?
Ramona V. Flowers : You just have this convenient subspace highway running through your head that I like to use. It's like three miles in 15 seconds.
Scott Pilgrim : Right, right.
Ramona V. Flowers : I forgot you guys don't have that in Canada.
Scott Pilgrim : You don't remember me, do you? We met at the party the other day.
Ramona V. Flowers : Were you the Pac-man guy?
Scott Pilgrim : No. Not even. That was some total ass. I was the other guy.
Ramona V. Flowers : You know, you need to sign for this- whatever this is.
Scott Pilgrim : But if I sign for it you'll leave.
Ramona V. Flowers : Yeah, it's how it works.
Scott Pilgrim : Okey. Well, maybe, do you wanna hang out sometime? Get to know each other. You're the new kid on the block, right? I've lived here forever, so there are reasons for you to hang out with me.
Ramona V. Flowers : You want me to hang out with you?
Scott Pilgrim : Um, yeah, if that's cool.
Ramona V. Flowers : If I say yes, will you sign for your damn package?
Scott Pilgrim : So yeah. 8:00?
Ramona V. Flowers : We all have baggage.
[phone rings; Some Guy picks it up offscreen]
Some Guy : [whispering] It's for Scott.
Wallace Wells : [takes the phone from Some Guy and passes it to Scott] It's for you, big guy.
Scott Pilgrim : [takes the phone] Hello?
Gideon Gordon Graves : Hey, pal! I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier. I don't want any hard feelings, so I figured, why not be the bigger man, and just give you a call.
Scott Pilgrim : Is Ramona with you?
Gideon Gordon Graves : I dunno...
[to a brainwashed Ramona]
Gideon Gordon Graves : Are you with me?
Ramona V. Flowers : [deadpan] Yeah.
[Scott screams in agony on phone]
Gideon Gordon Graves : Geez, buddy, it's gonna be all right!
Scott Pilgrim : No, I just spilled hot cocoa on my crotch!
Gideon Gordon Graves : Mm-hmm... Listen, as you know, I'm opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto, and the Sex Bobs are playing our grand opening tonight, and it would feel really weird for all of us if you weren't there. They just did a soundtrack, and the acoustics here are *amazing*!
Scott Pilgrim : [looking intense] Yeah, maybe I'll see you there.
Gideon Gordon Graves : I hope so amigo. I don't want any more bad blood between exes. What do you say?
Scott Pilgrim : Mm-hmm
Gideon Gordon Graves : OK, laytaz'!
Wallace Wells : What a perfect asshole.
[Scott notices that Wallace was listening in on another phone]
Wallace Wells : Forget what I said earlier.
[hangs up phone]
Wallace Wells : Finish him.
[Scott dramatically gears up, and runs off to the Chaos Theatre for the "final level" as Wallace and Some Guy watch from inside]