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Australian Pie (2005)

Meat Pie (original title)
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Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. ... See full summary »


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Ed Kavalee ... Jono Smith (as Hyland Kavalee)
Paul W. He ... Shane
Aphrodite Vuitton Aphrodite Vuitton ... Fiona
Joanne Ashton Joanne Ashton ... Mandy
Xavier Fernandez ... Dale
Sandy Gutman ... Professor Brothers (as Austen Tayshus)
Erin Ann Gray Erin Ann Gray ... Charlene (as Erin Gray)
Gabby Millgate ... Beryl Smith
John Boxer ... Barry Smith (as Johnny Boxer)
Amelia Ryan Amelia Ryan ... Mary-Anne
Mike Ward Mike Ward ... Bruce
Martin Langham Martin Langham ... Frank
Peter Furst Peter Furst ... Kiwi
Garnet Mae ... Gmail Comedy
Trevor Butler Trevor Butler ... Doctor


Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again. Written by BR

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The comedy that proves size does matter.









Release Date:

30 November 2008 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Australian Pie See more »


Box Office


AUD 200,000 (estimated)
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Production Co:

rayon productions See more »
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Technical Specs




Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Did You Know?


Supposed to receive a dvd release but only got released as a free dvd for a Australian men's magazine instead. See more »


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There are no words for how bad this is
9 April 2006 | by Bubsy-2See all my reviews

Recipe for Meat Pie... Ingredients: Some incompetent film-making hobbyists, grand ideas blended with total delusion, crude jokes stolen from the nearest schoolyard playground, nonsensical material that's just plain unfunny... and a whole lot of egos, each convinced that he is in charge and an "expert".

Method: After writing woefully inept script, reject feedback from people who actually have a clue about writing. Remain convinced that this is "commercial hit" material. After unsuccessfully trying to recruit pure talent such as John Cleese, Bryan Brown and Michael Caton, or celebrities such as Steve Irwin, cast some washed-up comedians and former reality TV contestants. Cluelessly throw together a film with a camera from the local pawnbroker and await mocking from anyone unfortunate enough to catch a glimpse of the garbage

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