Billy Connolly: Father Joseph Crissman
Dana Scully : What was it you were praying for in there, sir?
Father Joe : For the salvation of my immortal soul.
Dana Scully : And do you think God hears your prayers?
Father Joe : Do you think he hears yours?
Dana Scully : I didn't bugger 37 altar boys.
Father Joe : Oh.
Fox Mulder : That's a colorful way of puttin' it.
Dana Scully : Well, I have another word, if you'd like.
Fox Mulder : I'm sure you do.
Father Joe : Do you know why we live here, the men who call this vile box of monsters home? Because we hate each other, even as we hate ourselves, for our sickening appetites.