Far Far Away Idol (2004 Video)

Mike Myers: Shrek

Quotes 

• Donkey : It's Donkey Time!

  [singing] 

  Donkey : Uh yeah, the heat was on/Rising to the top, oh yeah/Everybody goin' strong!/That's when my spark got hotter/I heard somebody say/Burn, baby, burn!

  [His sweetheart, Dragon, laying near him on the stage, blows some fire near him that apparently misses] 

  Donkey : Disco Inferno!/Burn, baby, burn!

  Simon Cowell : You're on fire, donkey!

  Donkey : [still singing]  Burn, baby, burn!

  Shrek : No! You're really on fire!

  Donkey : Oh, yeah, yeah...

  [looks and sees that his tail is on fire] 

  Donkey : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  [Runs around on the stage in panic leaving a trail of smoke] 

• Pinocchio : [singing]  Domo Arigato, Mr. Robotto/Domo, Domo...

  Simon Cowell : Come on, get real, Pinocchio.

  Shrek : I find his performance quite wooden actually.

  [laughs about the joke he just made] 

  Shrek : Wooden.

  [Fiona giggles along with him]