The Queen (2006)
James Cromwell: Prince Philip
Prince Philip : Your tea is getting cold!
Prince Philip : Elton John wishes to sing at the funeral. Should be a first for Westminster Abbey.
Prince Philip : [discussing the guest list for Diana's funeral] A chorus line of soap stars and homosexuals.
Prince Philip : Sleeping in the streets and pulling out their hair for someone they never knew. And they think we're mad!
Prince Philip : Move over, Cabbage.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : [Charles comes into the room during news report] Charles, isn't this awful?
HM Queen Elizabeth II : What are you going to do about the boys?
Prince Charles : Let them sleep until we know more.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : Yes, that's sensible.
Prince Charles : I should go to Paris, I told my people to start organizing a jet.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : What, a private one?
Prince Charles : Yes.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : Isn't that precisely the sort of extravagance they always attack us for?
Prince Charles : How else am I supposed to get to Paris at this time? The airport at Aberdeen will be closed and...
HM The Queen Mother : Charles dear, use the Royal Flight; they keep one plane on permanent standby, in case I should kick the bucket.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : No, Mummy, that's out of the question; this isn't a matter of State.
Prince Charles : What are you talking about?
HM Queen Elizabeth II : Diana's no longer a member of the Royal Family, she's not an HRH, this is a private matter!
Prince Charles : She's mother to your grandchildren!
HM The Queen Mother : What is happening now?
Prince Philip : I don't know; I can't hear, everyone shouting!
Prince Philip : Your sister called, from Tuscany.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : I hope you told her to come back, cut her holiday short.
Prince Philip : I did.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : I'd imagine she was pleased.
Prince Philip : That's putting it milder.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : What did she say?
Prince Philip : Something about Diana managing to be even more annoying dead than alive.
HM Queen Elizabeth II : Just make sure you never let the boys hear you talk like that!