Toy Story 3 (2010)
Joan Cusack: Jessie
[Buzz, in Spanish mode, sees Jessie for the first time]
Spanish Buzz : ¡Venga conmigo, señorita! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos lucharemos contra el despiadado Zurg!
[Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and together we will fight the evil Zurg!]
Jessie : [Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him] Woody! Thank goodness!
Woody : C'mon! We're almost there!
[the rest of the toys leave, Buzz, stunned and angry, throws down his dandelion]
Spanish Buzz : ¡El Vaquero!
[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]
Jessie : No!
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Buzz Lightyear : Glad I could catch the train!
Woody : Now let's catch some criminals!
Buzz Lightyear : To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]
Aliens : [pointing at the sky] Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Woody : Reach for the sky!
Mr. Potato Head : You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Woody : Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Jessie : Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Huh?
Buzz Lightyear : [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Young Andy : [as Woody] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Young Andy : [as Buzz] Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Young Andy : [as Woody] Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]
[Mr. Potato Head, portraying One-Eyed Bart, jumps out of a train while carrying money sacks]
Mr. Potato Head : [laughs evily] Ah, ha ha ha! Money, money, money!
[Woody lassoes a rope to grab the money from Mr. Potato Head's hands, then trips him]
Woody : You've got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart!
Mr. Potato Head : Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man!
[Mrs. Potato Head jumps onto the train, giving karate yells]
Woody : One-Eyed Betty?
[Mrs. Potato Head chases Woody across the train tops, then uses nunchucks to knock him off. As the Potato Heads look and laugh evily, Woody suddenly reappears, riding Bullseye with Jessie]
Jessie : I think you dropped something, mister!
Mr. Potato Head : Jessie?
Woody : Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
Mr. Potato Head : I always wanted to go out with a bang!
[Mr. Potato Head presses a button on a remote, causing dynamite to blow up the bridge]
Jessie : Oh, no!
Woody : The orphans!
[cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train]
Mr. Potato Head : Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
[Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette]
Aliens : Ooh!
Mr. Potato Head : It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
[the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off]
Woody : Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
Lotso : All day long! Five days a week.
Jessie : But what happens when the kids grow up?
Lotso : Well now, I'll tell you.
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]
Lotso : When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
Jessie : Yee-haw!
Mrs. Potato Head : It's a miracle!
Mr. Potato Head : And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Woody : Because we're Andy's toys!
Lotso : [walks over] So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Woody : Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...
Lotso : Now let's get you settled in.
Buzz Lightyear : Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...
Jessie : [snappily] In the BOX. We GET it.
[Buzz runs out at Jessie, but Lotso stops him with his cane]
Lotso : At ease Soldier!
[the toys are trapped in the incinerator]
Jessie : Buzz! What do we do?
[Buzz takes hold of Jessie's hand]
[while Buzz and Totoro try to repair a cardboard spaceship, Jessie starts playing Spanish music. As a result, Buzz starts involuntarily dancing, and grabs Jessie into his arms]
Buzz Lightyear : [chuckles] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me.
Jessie : Just go with it, Buzz.
[Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch]
Jessie : I should have seen this coming! It's Emily all over again!
Jessie : Hogtie the mailman! We gotta get you home before Andy leaves tomorrow!