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Dennis: Excuse me, can I just stop you there.

Whit: Yes...?

Dennis: Oh, I don't have anything to say... I just wanted to stop you there.

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Dennis: You know, I mean, I didn't do you any favours on that day, ok? I did a stupid, stupid thing. But it was only because I thought spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. Does that make any sense?

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Dennis: As you get older, you're gonna realize there are a lot of things that you don't like. Things much worse than this. And when those things happen, you can't just run away.

Jake: why not?

Dennis: Because it doesn't solve the problem. The problem's still there. You've got to stick at it, and then figure out a way to solve the problem, even if it's really really hard.

Jake: Is that what you do, Dad?

Dennis: [just looking helpless and speechless... ]

Jake: Dad?

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Gordon: Hey I've got you those tickets you wanted...

Dennis: They were for yesterday!

Gordon: Oh so NOW you don't want them?

Dennis: Why would I want them?

Gordon: You could... sell them on e-bay.

Dennis: Who would buy tickets for an event which happened yesterday?

Gordon: ...Time Travellers.

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Gordon: The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.

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Gordon: Go on then, run!

Dennis: Isn't there some kind of like... special technique?

Gordon: Well... yeah... you put one leg in front of the other over and over again really really fast.

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Gordon: I got you a present

Libby: Aww thanks

Gordon: It's a CD, I hope you haven't got it. Because I don't have a receipt and I didn't exactly buy it.

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Dennis: [surprised] What are you doing here?

Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: I'm the assistant coach.

Dennis: How'd you get to be assistant coach?

Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: Because I have the spatula!

[whacks Dennis with it]

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Dennis: We should set the alarm for about 7 o'clock.

Gordon: I don't have an alarm clock.

Dennis: Why not?

Gordon: I never need to be anywhere.

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Maya: I saw your friend Gordon this morning

Dennis: I'll replace anything he stole.

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Dennis: I thought it would be a good chance for me to get to know Whit a little better, so...

Libby: Well, maybe we should all go out to dinner then?

Dennis: Really?

Libby: Yeah, and then we could go dancing...

Dennis: You're joking...?

Libby: No, not at all. And afterwards we could come back here and have a threesome.

Dennis: [thinks it over] You *are* joking.

Libby: Of course, I am!

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Gordon: Dennis, you're my best friend, I'm not going to bet against you. Not with these odds.

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Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: I've got a surprise for you!

Dennis: Oh!... it's not a spatula is it?

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Gordon: Hey do you think it would be weird if I took a bath?

[pause]

Gordon: Yeah... that would be weird.

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Reporter: Mr Doyle, how do you feel?

Dennis: [exasperated] How the fuck do you think I feel?

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Man in Bakery: I would settle for something shaped like a fish.

Dennis: Go to a fishmonger!

Man in Bakery: I'm a vegetarian.

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Gordon: That was the second most disgusting fluid I've ever had in my eye.

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[Mr. Ghoshtashtidar has just stopped Vincent from smashing Gordon's fingers in a piano]

Gordon: Thanks for that, Mr. G!

Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: Your friend is a man of honor.

Gordon: What, Vincent?

Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: Yes! He said he's going to kick shit out of you later instead!

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[during the race]

Dennis: Isn't it enough?

Whit: What?

Dennis: You got the girl, all right? Isn't it enough?

Whit: I just think it's high time you realized that it's over, sir! Otherwise, it's gonna be very tough for you when we move to Chicago!

Dennis: What?

Whit: [off their pace, trying to discourage Dennis] You'd better slow down there, chief! You've got a long way to go!

Dennis: Yeah, well - so have you!

[Dennis accelerates past Whit]

Whit: Oh, yeah! Yes, I like it! Run, fatboy, run!

[Whit takes his lead back, but as Dennis passes him one more time... ]

Dennis: I can lose weight... but you'll always be an arsehole!

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Gordon: Women remember that stuff.

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Dennis: Peter Perfect's perfect palace.

Gordon: Try saying that when you're smashed.

Dennis: I will.

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Dennis: I know doing this thing isn't going to change anything or make anything better but um. I would just settle for your respect. I'd settle for you smiling about the time we had together and not think it was a waste of time.

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TV Commentator: [It's just been revealed that Whit tripped Dennis during a TV replay of the marathon] Yes! He deliberately trips him! Bastard!

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Whit: I mean, you can see my point can't you?

Dennis: Yes, yes I can.

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Gordon: Well come on up!

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Gordon: Hey, maybe there's a little man in there who looks just like you but he's really good at running.

Dennis: What are you talking about?

Gordon: Just a thought.

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Whit: Where you goin, where you going? You gotta be kiddin me, Dennis? You can't be serious! The guy left you at the alter, pregnant!

Libby: [Puts Whit's wedding ring on the table] Nobody's perfect.

Whit: Libby, Libby...

Jake: What a shithead.

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Whit: [At the hospital, after Jake plays with the hospital bed causing it to fall backwards] God dam it WILL YOU STOP MESSING AROUND WITH THE BED YA LITTLE SHIT?

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TV Commentator: [Dennis is continuing the marathon into the night on a sprained ankle and torn leg] Just now joining us is Dennis Doyle, a clothing store security guard, running for the last ten and three quarter hours on basically one leg, He's refusing to rest until this race is run, unbelievable!

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TV Commentator: [Dennis just finished the marathon] He's done it! He's actually done it! This morning, Dennis Doyle was a humble shop worker from north London, tonight, he goes home a hero!

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Undercover Officer: You want your son to love you? Don't break the law!

Dennis: Hey! That's entrapment!

[gets pushed to the ground]

Dennis: And that's brutality!

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Whit: I actually ran the London Marathon

Dennis: Oh that's a coincidence.

Whit: Why's that?

Dennis: Oh, I watched it on the tele... well... the last hour... I sleep in on Sundays.

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Libby: You can't even finish your sentence!

Dennis: Oh... don't... don't... don't be... what's the word?

Old Lady: Prick.

[in the English version: "Cock."]

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Dennis: I went for a bit of a run this morning and I think I've got a bit of a... rash...

[indicates downwards]

Claire: Yes...

Dennis: Y'know... Down in the...

Claire: [agitated] Yes, yes, I understand.

Dennis: Scrotal Zone.

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Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: [repeated line to Dennis] Who the hell are you?

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Whit: Jake, buddy, can I control the bed please?

Jake: No, but you can watch me control it.

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