The Hard Easy (2006)
Freddie: Kid, were you born stupid or did you learn it somewhere?
Saleswoman: Over here... Good morning.
Delivery guy: Good morning. What, uh, What's with all the suits?
Saleswoman: Some big dealer thing.
Ed Koster: What if I told you that I had a way to raise the cash in less than five days?
Roger Hargitay: I'd say you're fucking nuts.
Ed Koster: Have I ever remotely resembled someone to you who's sane?
Vinnie: Are you okay?
Paul Weston: Define "okay". Hey, what time is it?
Vinnie: It's just after 2:00. Do you need a doctor?
Paul Weston: More like a welder.
Gene: [Cracker Jack disappointment] It's paper. You promised us a toy.
Ed Koster: You guys absolutely fuckin' slay me. We log on, make a few phone calls, two weeks later 250 geriatrics hand over their entire life's savings, and that's okay. "But gee, Ed, I don't wanna be a real crook."
Dr. Charlie Brooks: For what it's worth, I've treated a lot of Vinnie's friends, but you're the first one that I've ever given a ride to.
Paul Weston: Ah. So out of all the losers, I'm your favorite one.
Dr. Charlie Brooks: Without a doubt.