Employee of the Month (2006) Poster

Dax Shepard: Vince



  • Vince : This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!

  • [while Vince and Jorje are in Zack's house, changing all the clocks, his grandmother comes into the room. Jorge takes out a knife] 

    Vince : What are you doing? There are no weapons in this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you.

  • [after Vince is revealed to have been giving stuff away, he runs off. Semi tackles him to the ground] 

    Vince : [writhes in pain]  Now I know why they call you "Semi".

  • Vince : Well, I guess I can get a little anal...

    Zack : Actually, I hear he gets alot.

  • Jorge : [looking at the defaced picture of Vince]  ... I love ah-nall, who's ah-nall?

    Vince : It's ANAL, dumbass!

    Jorge : You do?

  • Vince : Is your name Semi because you're the size of a huge Mack truck or because you're semi-retarded?

    Semi : I don't know.

  • Zack : Were all pink on the inside...

    Vince : Like vaginas!

    [awkward pause. Vince coughs] 

  • Vince : I realize that you don't care about your job, but I do.

    Zack : And I want to thank you for caring about my job, really.

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