Employee of the Month (2006) Poster

Andy Dick: Lon



  • Attractive Woman : Are you staring at my breasts?

    Lon : I don't know.

  • Lon : Wow, that's gotta hurt. I mean, he's always doin' that to you. Stealing your thunder. You remember the red head? In gardening? Boinked her behind the monkey grass. And the asian in automotive? Did her on a pile of carburetors. Oh, and the blonde in frozen foods, with the... Doink! Doink! Turkeys done! Remember her?

    [Lon sticks his fingers out of his chest] 

  • Russell : Think about it guys, we could be working over there at Maxi-Mart and that place really sucks. Pass me the chips there, eight balls.

    [Iqbal passes a bulk size bag of chips] 

    Lon : Plus, I hear they make you wear those house-arrest ankle bracelet things, so they know where you are all the time and if you leave the main floor, you get a little shocker.

    [Lon blows a party kazoo] 

    Russell : True. I knew a guy in upper management, man, went crazy. Strapped one of those things around his hairy ballsack, ran out in the parking lot and blew a three dollar Hawaiian wonder cooler all over the place.

    Iqbal : Ids-kay, ids-kay.

    Russell : Knocked the little Korean kid right out of shopping basket.

  • Lon : What the fuck?

  • Lon : I can't see who's calling me a loser.

    Zack : Well, I'll give you a hint. He waxes his forearms and lost his virginity in the Boy Scouts.

    Lon : Uncle Donny?

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