The Punisher (2004 Video Game)
Kingpin: [just after Bullseye is defeated] I see Bullseye has failed me again.
Frank Castle: I threw him out the window.
Kingpin: You're planning to do the same with me?
Frank Castle: No. You, I'd have to roll.
Frank Castle: [after rhino impales thug through cage bars] Nice rhino. Good team-up.
Thug: I just got married!
Frank Castle: Honeymoon's over.
Thug: Please, I'm going to be a daddy!
Frank Castle: [kills him] No, you're not...
Frank Castle: [throwing the Russian out the window] Dasvidanya.
[sees that the Russian is still alive and has run away]
Frank Castle: That's not good.
Bushwhacker: You bastard! What are you doing?
Frank Castle: I'm disarming you.
[rips off Bushwhacker's robotic arm, shoots him out the window with it]
Frank Castle: [narrating] I don't smile much. Don't smile ever. But if I did, this would be one.
Detective Soap: So, how may people *have* you killed?
Frank Castle: I don't know. There was a lot of explosions.
Thug: I'll go straight, I promise!
Frank Castle: Bones, promises, both break.
Carlo Duka: [Frank Castle kicks down the door leading to Carlo Duka's office with a shotgun in hand. Carlo Duka is startled and scared as he jumps up from his desk] But... But... But...
Frank Castle: Add a noun and a verb and you've got a sentence.
Thug: It's your funeral!
Frank Castle: Not today.
Thug: [after being captured] I just wanna go home!
Frank Castle: [Kills him] In a box.
Thug: I've got kids!
Frank Castle: So did I.
Thug: I'm just a soldier!
Frank Castle: That's no excuse.
Bullseye: I don't miss... can't say the same thing about you.
Frank Castle: Its pretty hard to miss some one with a bullseye on his head.
Frank Castle: [after killing a man by lifting him into a ceiling fan] Another unfortunate ceiling fan accident
Thug: No more torture!
Frank Castle: [kills him] No more torture...
Thug: It's my birthday!
Frank Castle: Last one.
Frank Castle: [after driving enemy into a table saw] Measure twice, cut once.
Detective Soap: It's just like Ulysses fighting that lion in Roman legend: cut off one head, and two more appear!
Molly: Soap, that's Hercules fighting the Hydra, and it's a Greek legend.
Detective Soap: Yeah, whatever, it's still a good metaphor.
Frank Castle: Analogy.
Detective Soap: Whatever!
Frank Castle: [after electrocuting a death row inmate] Only place in New York where you can still smoke indoors.
Frank Castle: [after pushing a chop shop worker into a circular saw] Good worker, kept his nose to the grindstone.
Frank Castle: [after tossing a Yakuza goon into a meat grinder] Never even knew his name. I'll just call him Chuck.
Frank Castle: [after electrocuting a guy with a handful of wires] Guess he was a little short.
The Russian: [after knocking out Nick Furry] It's cloobering time! Favorite saying of the Thing. Rock man of the Fantastic 4. Big superhero in Russia
General Kriegkoff: [to troop] If you don't arm that nuke in 30 seconds, I'M GOING TO USE YOU AS A CONDOM!
Frank Castle: [Using a password he got from a guy he fed to the sharks] Got this from an old chum of mine.
Frank Castle: [seeing Ma Gnucci has a library full of books] I didn't know Ma could read. Probably twenty-thousand copies of "The Godfather."
Gnucci's: Hey, do you think Daredevil could take Sonny Corleone?
Gnucci's: You dumbass lush. Daredevil is a comic book character. "The Godfather" was a documentary.
Detective Soap: [after leaving the bathroom at Lucky's Bar to see everybody has been slaughtered] Dammit, Castle, this was my favorite bar.
Mortician: All this blood, I'll never get it from between the floorboards.
Mortician: [he sees the Punisher] It's you! The Punisher! Don't shoot! I'm the mortician, I own this establishment. I'd like to thank you for everything you've done for me these past few years. Your handiwork has put my three kids through college! Well, I suppose you have more people to punish.
Frank Castle: [During the opening movie before the Crackhouse] New York City. Forget the things you've heard about the place. About the "New" New York. Hell's Kitchen is called Clinton. Park... Full of tourists. But it's not real. The old New York is waiting just below the surface. There's nothing to help you when the darkness falls. You're laid open so the world can rummage in your guts. Just because the mayor chased away the monsters, chased the to Brooklyn and the Bronx, don't think this place has changed. Not in it's heart. Not where it lives. Do not fall in New York City. No one's gonna catch you.
Frank Castle: [after a Gnucci accidentally sets off a bomb, killing numerous soldiers] The Gnucci's need adult supervision.
Frank Castle: [to Black Widow, after destroying a tank and Russians] Sorry. They wouldn't wait.
Frank Castle: [to Bushwacker] Keepers finally let you out of the zoo?
Bushwhacker: Smile, Castle, you're gonna see your family again.
[shoots a grenade launcher at him]
Frank Castle: I'll be back, Bushwacker !