The Punisher (2005 Video Game)

Thomas Jane: The Punisher

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Quotes 

• Thug : Have mercy!

  The Punisher : Death is a mercy.

• Bushwhacker : You bastard! What are you doing?

  The Punisher : I'm disarming you.

  [rips off Bushwhacker's robotic arm, shoots him out the window with it] 

  The Punisher : [narrating]  I don't smile much. Don't smile ever. But if I did, this would be one.

• Kingpin : [just after Bullseye is defeated]  I see Bullseye has failed me again.

  The Punisher : I threw him out the window.

  Kingpin : You're planning to do the same with me?

  The Punisher : No. You, I'd have to roll.

• Thug : I just got married!

  The Punisher : Honeymoon's over.

  [Kills him] 

• Thug : Please, I'm going to be a daddy!

  The Punisher : [kills him]  No, you're not...

• The Punisher : [after rhino impales thug through cage bars]  Good rhino. Nice team-up.

• Thug : I'll go straight, I promise!

  The Punisher : Bones, promises, both break.

• Thug : It's your funeral!

  The Punisher : Not today.

  [Kills him] 

• Russian Mercenary : You think this is a game?

  The Punisher : You lose.

  [Kills him] 

• Thug : I've got kids!

  The Punisher : So did I.

  [Kills him] 

• Yakuza : I'm innocent!

  The Punisher : [Kills him]  So were they.

• Thug : It's my birthday!

  The Punisher : Last one.

  [kills him] 

• The Punisher : Little men with big guns. That's all you are.

• Lt. Molly von Richtofen : How many people have you killed in the last few weeks?

  The Punisher : Not sure. There were a lot of explosions.

• Carlo Duka : [Frank Castle kicks down the door leading to Carlo Duka's office with a shotgun in hand. Carlo Duka is startled and scared as he jumps up from his desk]  But... But... But...

  The Punisher : Add a noun and a verb and you've got a sentence.

• Thug : I'm just a soldier!

  The Punisher : That's no excuse.

• The Punisher : [During the opening movie before the Crackhouse]  New York City. Forget the things you've heard about the place. About the "New" New York. Hell's Kitchen is called Clinton. Park... Full of tourists. But it's not real. The old New York is waiting just below the surface. There's nothing to help you when the darkness falls. You're laid open so the world can rummage in your guts. Just because the mayor chased away the monsters, chased the to Brooklyn and the Bronx, don't think this place has changed. Not in it's heart. Not where it lives. Do not fall in New York City. No one's gonna catch you.

• Thug : No more torture!

  The Punisher : [kills him]  No more torture...

• The Punisher : [throwing the Russian out the window]  Dasvidanya.

  [sees that the Russian is still alive and has run away] 

  The Punisher : That's not good.

• The Punisher : [after tossing a Yakuza goon into a meat grinder]  Never got his name. I'll just call him Chuck.

• The Punisher : [after killing a man by lifting him into a ceiling fan]  Another ceiling fan tragedy.

• The Punisher : [after shoving a Gnucci in a woodchipper]  Wasn't much of a criminal, but he makes good mulch.

• The Punisher : [after electrocuting a guy with a handful of wires]  Guess he was a little short.

• The Punisher : Lead. It does a body good.

• The Punisher : [after shoving a yakuza member in a propeller]  Funny. Doesn't even slow it down.

• The Punisher : [after dropping Damage from a rooftop]  Time to call it a night.

• The Punisher : [after shoving a Gnucci's head in the piranha tank]  Bon appetit, boys.

• The Punisher : [after dropping Gnucci into the eel tank]  Even eels hate Gnucci's.

• The Punisher : [after burning Gnucci in the cremator]  That's a smell you don't forget.

• The Punisher : Every muzzle flash means one more monster gone.

• The Punisher : [after electrocuting a death row inmate]  Only place in New York where you can still smoke indoors.

• The Punisher : [after pushing a chop shop worker into a circular saw]  Good worker, kept his nose to the grindstone.

• Thug : [after being captured]  I just wanna go home!

  The Punisher : [Kills him]  In a box.

• The Punisher : [seeing Ma Gnucci has a library full of books]  I didn't know Ma could read. Probably twenty-thousand copies of "The Godfather."

• The Punisher : [after driving enemy into a table saw]  Measure twice, cut once.

• Detective Soap : It's just like Ulysses fighting that lion in Roman legend: cut off one head, and two more appear!

  Lt. Molly von Richtofen : Soap, that's Hercules fighting the Hydra, and it's a Greek legend.

  Detective Soap : Yeah, whatever, it's still a good metaphor.

  The Punisher : Analogy.

  Detective Soap : Whatever!

• Black Widow : I was given a code for this door, but it's not working.

  The Punisher : [Using a password he got from a guy he fed to the sharks]  A chum told me to try 7-7-2-9.

• Bullseye : I don't miss... can't say the same thing about you.

  The Punisher : Its pretty hard to miss some one with a bullseye on his head.

• The Punisher : [after a Gnucci accidentally sets off a bomb, killing numerous soldiers]  The Gnucci's need adult supervision.

• The Punisher : [to Black Widow, after destroying a tank and Russians]  Sorry. They wouldn't wait.

• Thug : It's an ambush!

  The Punisher : I like surprises.

• The Punisher : [to Bushwacker]  Keepers finally let you out of the zoo?

• Bushwhacker : Smile, Castle, you're gonna see your family again.

  [shoots a grenade launcher at him] 

  The Punisher : I'll be back, Bushwacker !

• The Punisher : Let's tell each other secrets. You first.

• The Punisher : [after curb stomping a Gnucci]  Next time, stay six inches from the curb.

• The Punisher : [after running over a Russian with a forklift]  You've been forked.

• The Punisher : [after killing Gnucci with the piano]  Your final command performance.

• The Punisher : [after shoving a Russian gangster into a propeller]  Like a manatee at a boat race.