Imagine Me & You (2005)
Celia Imrie: Tessa
H : Heck, I've got a question.
Tessa : Not now.
Heck : What's the question, H?
H : What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Heck : [thinks for a few seconds, then replies] I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.
Tessa : There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.
[She starts to lead H to the church to find a seat for the wedding]
Luce : [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely] It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.
H : [as Tessa leads her to the church] Can she sit with me?
Tessa : This man's as useless as a fart in a jam jar.
Tessa : Cooper, that trollop. That man would shag an open wound.
Tessa : Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?