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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004)

An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She... See full summary »

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Max Von Diesel

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John Bacchus (story), Helen Black (story) | 4 more credits »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Erika Smith ... Van Helsing
Darian Caine ... Dracula
A.J. Khan ... Philomenia
Isadora Edison Isadora Edison ... Klownie
Andrea Davis Andrea Davis ... Hottie
Bob MacKay Bob MacKay ... Uncle Abe
Tatiana Stone Tatiana Stone ... Duey
Jessica Abbott Jessica Abbott ... Smokin'
Tracy Rose Tracy Rose ... Maiden #1
Erin Brown ... Maiden #2 (as Misty Mundae)
Barbi Leigh Barbi Leigh ... Maiden #3 (as Barbie Leigh)
Katrina Raey Katrina Raey ... Maiden #4
Angel Marie Angel Marie ... Maiden #5
John Samuel Jordan John Samuel Jordan ... Mark
Justin Wingenfeld Justin Wingenfeld ... Clem the Waiter
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An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon. Written by 2borno2b

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A Must For Your Soft Core Collection
1 October 2006 | by afi_decipleSee all my reviews

This movie left me very impressed. Probably one of the first things you will notice is the cheesy humor and poor acting, but you shouldn't be looking for some grand performance, this is a soft core movie, and cheesy things pretty much come hand in hand with porn. Now when this comes to the sexual performance, it delivers very, very well. There are many scenes and most of the women are very attractive. The ones that aren't so attractive, you forget once they engage in some sexual activities. The end scene delivers very well. It's a shame the main character doesn't have much for sex scenes as she is very attractive, even though they try to portray her as an unattractive nerd type for most of it. I would highly recommend this, I would say it's worth buying so you can add it to your collection.


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English

Release Date:

27 October 2004 (USA) See more »

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$250,000 (estimated)
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