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Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004)

An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She... See full summary »

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Max Von Diesel

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John Bacchus (story), Helen Black (story) | 4 more credits »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Erika Smith ... Van Helsing
Darian Caine ... Dracula
A.J. Khan ... Philomenia
Isadora Edison Isadora Edison ... Klownie
Andrea Davis Andrea Davis ... Hottie
Bob MacKay Bob MacKay ... Uncle Abe
Tatiana Stone Tatiana Stone ... Duey
Jessica Abbott Jessica Abbott ... Smokin'
Tracy Rose Tracy Rose ... Maiden #1
Erin Brown ... Maiden #2 (as Misty Mundae)
Barbi Leigh Barbi Leigh ... Maiden #3 (as Barbie Leigh)
Katrina Raey Katrina Raey ... Maiden #4
Angel Marie Angel Marie ... Maiden #5
John Samuel Jordan John Samuel Jordan ... Mark
Justin Wingenfeld Justin Wingenfeld ... Clem the Waiter
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An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon. Written by 2borno2b

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X

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

27 October 2004 (USA) See more »

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Budget:

$250,000 (estimated)
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I <3 boobs
9 April 2005 | by Pinesol13See all my reviews

when I think of Van Helsing, I think of BOOBS!!!!! Vampire Boobs!!!!!!!!!! This cinematic triumph comes from the same director as Gladiator Eroticus, and Playmate of the Apes, so when I rented it from my local video store, I knew I was in for something special! There were girls, and they were fighting!! fighting NAKED! I highly recommend that you watch this film.

But if three sets of surgically altered mammaries doesn't really do it for you, there are other aspects of this movie that make it worth at least three viewings. The special effects rival the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and are as ground breaking as The Matrix, or the latest Peter Gabriel music video.

THE FACE OF CINEMA WOULD NOT BE THE SAME, WITHOUT THE SEXY ADVENTURES OF VAN HELSING!!!!


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