Mr. Woodcock (2007)
Seann William Scott: John Farley
Mr. Woodcock : It's too late. She's made her mind up, Farley.
John Farley : What? My mom's the best thing that's ever happened to you.
Mr. Woodcock : One day you'll date girls and you'll understand. Once a woman makes her mind up... there's no changing it.
John Farley : Oh, I get it. You're scared. Your last marriage fell apart because she was cheating on you. Again, and again, and again.
Mr. Woodcock : The woman's a deviant, Farley. Who cares?
John Farley : So you're scared of getting hurt again?
Mr. Woodcock : Hey, spare me the self-help crap, OK? You're not a guru. You're a spoiled little kid who can't seem to let go of his momma's right tit.
John Farley : Oh, yeah? Well, you're just a pussy with a whistle!
Mr. Woodcock : Really? You cocky little shit. Do you actually think you're tougher than me?
John Farley : Ooh. Any time, any place.
Mr. Woodcock : Get the rentals, Farley.
John Farley : [mimmicking, mockingly] "I'm known for my meat. I'm known for my meat." Actually, you're not known for your meat, Woodcock. You're known for emotionally crippling an entire generation of children. Dickhead!
John Farley : When you make a blame sandwich, you gotta be ready to eat it yourself.