Tyrese Gibson: USAF Tech Sergeant Epps
[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox : I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : Pocket!
Captain Lennox : Which pocket?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox : You got like ten back pockets!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Captain Lennox : [points a gun at Simmons] Take him to his car!
[a standoff ensues between the Special Forces and Sector 7]
Tom Banachek : Whoa whoa whoa...
Agent Simmons : Drop your weapon, solider. There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shot me?
Captain Lennox : You know, we didn't ask to be here.
Agent Simmons : I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction...
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : S-7 don't exist!
Captain Lennox : Right, and we don't take orders from people that don't exist.
Agent Simmons : I'm gonna count to five, okay...
Captain Lennox : Well, I'm gonna count to three.
[cocks his gun]
Captain Lennox : Sam! Where's the Cube?
Sam Witwicky : Right there.
Captain Lennox : Okay. Epps, get those Black Hawks here!
[sees a building]
Captain Lennox : That building. Okay.
Sam Witwicky : What?
Captain Lennox : All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
[hands him the flare and the All Spark]
Captain Lennox : Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. Go to the roof. Set the flare.
Sam Witwicky : No.
Captain Lennox : Signal the chopper and set the flare.
Sam Witwicky : No, no. I can't do this!
Captain Lennox : [grabs him] Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die.
Captain Lennox : You got to go. You got to go.
Mikaela : No, I'm not leaving.
Captain Lennox : You need to go. Go.
Mikaela : No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : [into radio] Army Black Hawk requested. Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
Ironhide : Sam, we will protect you.
Sam Witwicky : [breathing heavily] Okay.
[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the All Spark chamber]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?
Glen Whitmann : Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
[growls and laughs]
Glen Whitmann : Right? That's Wolverine!
Agent Simmons : [in a serious tone] That's very funny.
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : [on the phone, to the Pentagon, while fighting Scorponok] I never seen this in my life! We need gunships on station ASAP!... Unknown, man, I don't... man, if you seen this shit!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead] Raptor, Raptor do you copy? We have your visual. Green smoke is the mark. Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[guided by the smoke, the F-22 heads for the group, but there's no answer... ]
Ironhide : [transforms] It's Starscream!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : Please tell me you copy...
Ironhide : Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee...!
[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a van and lift it up as a shield as the Raptor comes closer]
Captain Lennox : No, no, no, no... MOVE!
Ironhide : Back up! Back up!
Captain Lennox : RETREAT! FALL BACK!
Ironhide : INCOMING!
[the Raptor strafes the ground, blowing up the truck and blasting everyone to the ground]
Captain Lennox : What the hell was that?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : What are you talking about?
Captain Lennox : What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : We got friendlies mixed with baddies. This is gonna be WILD...
[a water tower falls over]
First Sergeant Donnelly : What the heck was that?
ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa : [in Spanish] What the hell do you mean, what was that? That tower fell over and almost killed me! If that thing had come any closer, it would've broken my ass!
First Sergeant Donnelly : [amused, not understanding a word] English, dude, English...
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : You been talkin' about barbecue gators and crickets for the last two weeks, I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house, Fig.
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : Bring the rain!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : [playing basketball] Check out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...!
[about the SOCCENT attack]
USAF Master Sgt. Epps : When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me.