Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Rachel Blanchard: Mercedes
Mercedes Harbont : [Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.
Mercedes Harbont : [to Three G's, about her dog] My doctor says she's bipolar.
Claire Miller : I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight.
Paul : Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it?
Claire Miller : Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does.
Paul : Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire?
[walks into the plane]
Claire Miller : This had better be a matter of national security,
Mercedes Harbont : Did I just hear right that there's no first class?
Claire Miller : Yes, only coach.
Mercedes Harbont : Is it safe back there?
Tiffany : [after a pause] Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.