Snakes on a Plane (2006) Poster

Rachel Blanchard: Mercedes

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  • Mercedes Harbont : Why don't we just take a picture?

    Paul : Oh, sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein.

    Mercedes Harbont : Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad?

  • Mercedes Harbont : [Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman]  Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.

  • Mercedes Harbont : [to Three G's, about her dog]  My doctor says she's bipolar.

  • Claire Miller : I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight.

    Paul : Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it?

    Claire Miller : Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does.

    Paul : Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire?

    [walks into the plane] 

    Claire Miller : This had better be a matter of national security,

    Mercedes Harbont : Did I just hear right that there's no first class?

    Claire Miller : Yes, only coach.

    Mercedes Harbont : Is it safe back there?

    Tiffany : [after a pause]  Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.

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