Pledge This! (2006)

At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.

Directors:

William Heins, Strathford Hamilton

Writers:

Cheryl Guerriero, Anna Obropta

Stars:

Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, Paula Garcés

Bottom Rated Movies #9 | 1 nomination.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Paris Hilton	...	Victoria English
Paula Garcés	...	Gloria Torrez (as Paula Garces)
Sarah Carter	...	Kristen Haas
Simon Rex	...	Derek
Geoffrey Arend	...	Dax / Mother / Photographer
Alexis Thorpe	...	Morgan
Bianca Lawson	...	Monique
Noureen DeWulf	...	Poo Poo
Kerri Kenney	...	Kathy Johnson (as Kerri Kenney Silver)
Amanda Aday	...	Maxine Picker (as Amanda Lee Aday)
Diva Zappa	...	Babs Cohen
Amanda Rowan	...	Trista
Sarai Howard	...	Tonya
Greg Cipes	...	Reed
Randy Spelling	...	Kelly

Storyline

At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.

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Plot Keywords:

b cup | canine | cleavage | blonde girl | eye candy | 

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Taglines:

Pledging Has Never Been This Hilarious.

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Genres:

Comedy

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content, nudity, language and some drug material

Did You Know?

Trivia

Sarah Carter and Holly Valance also worked together in the movie DOA: Dead or Alive (2006).

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Goofs

The film's DVD case misspells the names of Carmen Electra and Holly Valance as "Carmen Elektra" and "Holy Vallance" respectively.

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Quotes

Derek: [shocked by Victoria's critique of his penis] Little?
Victoria English: Tiny... like a baby's dick.

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Connections

References Queer Eye (2003)

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Soundtracks

Invasive
Performed by Shani Rigsbee
Composed by Shani Rigsbee, Richard Michos and Eric Fernandez
Publishing by Cherokee Charm Music (ascap)/ IRS Songs (ascap)
Courtesy of Cherokee Music Group

User Reviews

No Rating lower than a one

I have often used the phrase the worst movie I have ever seen when describing a movie that I did not enjoy. That was until I saw Pledge This. ever since then I have been unable to say worst movie ever because I know that it wasn't as bad as this one. Ill admit I thought I knew what I was getting into when I saw this movie. I knew that it was National Lampoon and how that name no longer means what it did in the 70s and 80s. I knew that it was staring Paris Hilton so that I shouldn't really expect anything majestic. But I thought that it would be a more or less fun 90 minutes if i wanted to watch a simple brainless sex comedy with lots of fart jokes. Boy was I wrong. There is nothing good about this movie. Not the story obviously or the acting. But I was almost stunned to see how bad the rest of the movie was. It was poorly edited, the quality was awful. One whole scene took place in a white room and the walls were so bright that I couldn't even see the characters. (unfortunatly I was still able to hear what was being said.) Now I'm not the type of person to normally go around bashing movies without reason. But I almost feel that I cant review this movie other than to repeat that it was bad bad bad. I planned to end this by saying that you should see it just to put every other movie you ever saw into perspective but I've decided that I couldn't even suggest you do that.

Details

Country:

USA Mexico

Language:

English

Release Date:

8 February 2007 (Russia)

Also Known As:

National Lampoon's Pledge This!

Filming Locations:

Miami, Florida, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$8,300,000 (estimated)

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$1,751,490

Company Credits

Production Co:

Pledge This Holdings, National Lampoon, Paris Hilton Entertainment

Technical Specs

Runtime:

91 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1