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Bite Me! (2004)

When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Crystal (as Misty Mundae)
Julian Wells Julian Wells ... Teresa
Rob Monkiewicz ... Terence "Buzz" O'Reilly
Erika Smith ... Trix
Michael R. Thomas ... Ralph Vivino
Caitlin Ross ... Amber
Sylvianne Chebance ... Gina
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele ... Myles McCarthy (as John Fedele)
Carl Burrows ... Eugene Frack (as Carl 'Doc' Burrows)
David Fine David Fine ... Frack's Cohort (as Dave Fine)
Justin Wingenfeld Justin Wingenfeld ... Rupert (1st Moron)
Chris Mimikos ... Herschel (2nd Moron)
Igor Fernandez Igor Fernandez ... Cop
Tanisha Tanisha ... Cop
James Jankiewicz James Jankiewicz ... Ringer In Bar Fight (as Jim Jankiewicz)
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When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big chip on his shoulder. Soon the stealthy, fist-sized bugs are busily engorging themselves on human blood, their bite effecting a particularly potent narcotic reaction in those attacked. Written by Jeffrey Faoro

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Big bugs with bad attitudes!

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Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and drug content
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 October 2004 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

New York, USA

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Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
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Color

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1.66 : 1
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Trivia

Erin Brown was originally slated to play Amber. See more »

Quotes

Ralph Vivino: Somebody better get out on that god dame stage, right now!
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References Bottoms Up (1974) See more »

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Please run away from this movie cover!!
3 May 2005 | by dmbucherSee all my reviews

I just watched this is movie in one setting. That is quite frankly unbelievable. When you see a video cover such as this one, you pick it up wondering if this might actually be entertaining. Unfortunately, this movie was just so poorly written, I don't know how any sane person could understand it. The most "what just happened!?" part is when one of the dancers suddenly puts on camoflauge gear and starts wielding a gun. You don't even get to see the destructive spider scenes until about the very last 10 minutes. Are the first 70-some minutes considered an exciting build up?? I just don't understand how movies like this get decent budgets to create!!


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