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Bite Me! (2004)

R | | Horror | Video 26 October 2004
When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Crystal (as Misty Mundae)
Julian Wells Julian Wells ... Teresa
Rob Monkiewicz ... Terence "Buzz" O'Reilly
Erika Smith ... Trix
Michael R. Thomas ... Ralph Vivino
Caitlin Ross ... Amber
Sylvianne Chebance ... Gina
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele ... Myles McCarthy (as John Fedele)
Carl Burrows ... Eugene Frack (as Carl 'Doc' Burrows)
David Fine David Fine ... Frack's Cohort (as Dave Fine)
Justin Wingenfeld Justin Wingenfeld ... Rupert (1st Moron)
Chris Mimikos ... Herschel (2nd Moron)
Igor Fernandez Igor Fernandez ... Cop
Tanisha Tanisha ... Cop
James Jankiewicz James Jankiewicz ... Ringer In Bar Fight (as Jim Jankiewicz)
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When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big chip on his shoulder. Soon the stealthy, fist-sized bugs are busily engorging themselves on human blood, their bite effecting a particularly potent narcotic reaction in those attacked. Written by Jeffrey Faoro

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Big bugs with bad attitudes!

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Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and drug content
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 October 2004 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Bite Me! See more »

Filming Locations:

New York, USA

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$1,000,000 (estimated)
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1.66 : 1
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Erin Brown was originally slated to play Amber. See more »

Quotes

Ralph Vivino: Somebody better get out on that god dame stage, right now!
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References Cinderella 2000 (1977) See more »

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The first thing that comes to mind when thinking of a Brett Piper film is that we are going to divulge the next hour or so into a stop motion monster fest.
6 October 2006 | by cannibalcamSee all my reviews

The first thing that comes to mind when thinking of a Brett Piper film is that we are going to divulge the next hour or so into a stop motion monster fest. You like what Ray Harryhausen did for the genre back in the KONG KONG and CLASH OF THE TITAN days? Then I think you might like what the ole Piper boy can do himself. If you don't mind the gratuitous violence and sex appeal. I'm pretty sure you don't.

Some crazy killer weed is being shipped to a strip club where it will soon be distributed amongst the drug induced culture. But before it gets to the club, the first of the carriers get into a little trouble with some sort of spider attack. They seemed to have crept there way out of the crates containing the weed and onto the unsuspecting victims. The next pick up grabs the weed from the now deceased delivery guys and off to the strip club it goes which now a corrupt little weasel gets his hands into it to soon make a quick buck, not knowing what he really is getting his greasy little paws into. Before we get into the bug problem, the strippers Crystal (Misty Mundae), Amber (Caitlin ross), and Teresa (Julian Wells) are over over worked. To the point that Amber passes out while doing a cute and tiresome routine. Teresa is a bumbling goof ball that trips over her own 2 feet. The bar is a little in the slow. The ladies are tired and now the show needs a little pizazz. Well, lets bring in the shipment and now the fun begins. The critters are escaping and chaos ensues. The DEA gets involved since the owner is such a crook, but what he gets himself into is a whole other story. Well, not really but what happens to him is a surprise also. Bugs, boobs, jokes and laughs and a little bit of the goopy red sauce for the extra goodness.

I like to say that this would be another viewing for sure. Funny, gory and just plain cool with Brett's stop motion goofiness. The cast does a pretty good job strippin and having there way with the bugs. The only thing I found kind of a rip was the exterminator (Rob Monkiewicz of ARACHNIA and SCREAMING DEAD) playing a direct rip off of the UPS guy on Mad TV. Total rip, a little to obvious but still funny none the less. Usually he plays the serious, good call. It looks pretty flawless this time around with the stop motion. In ARACHNIA, it seemed way to cheap. Almost can't see the seems most of the time in this. Great job on that one.

A documentary, How to crash a car in 2 hours featurette, rue Morgue's Festival of Fear world premier screening (I was looking for myself in it but to no avail), Making movies with Misty, CKY video, CKY mini documentary, Booklet and more. This is surely a great bang for your buck if you are weary of cheap films. Kind of cheap but not on a Sub Rosa Studios cheapness. This is great compared to those. Long live the bugs!!!!


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