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Bite Me! (2004)

When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Crystal (as Misty Mundae)
Julian Wells Julian Wells ... Teresa
Rob Monkiewicz ... Terence "Buzz" O'Reilly
Erika Smith ... Trix
Michael R. Thomas ... Ralph Vivino
Caitlin Ross ... Amber
Sylvianne Chebance ... Gina
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele ... Myles McCarthy (as John Fedele)
Carl Burrows ... Eugene Frack (as Carl 'Doc' Burrows)
David Fine David Fine ... Frack's Cohort (as Dave Fine)
Justin Wingenfeld Justin Wingenfeld ... Rupert (1st Moron)
Chris Mimikos ... Herschel (2nd Moron)
Igor Fernandez Igor Fernandez ... Cop
Tanisha Tanisha ... Cop
James Jankiewicz James Jankiewicz ... Ringer In Bar Fight (as Jim Jankiewicz)
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When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big chip on his shoulder. Soon the stealthy, fist-sized bugs are busily engorging themselves on human blood, their bite effecting a particularly potent narcotic reaction in those attacked. Written by Jeffrey Faoro

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Big bugs with bad attitudes!

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Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and drug content
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 October 2004 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

New York, USA

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Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
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Color

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1.66 : 1
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Trivia

Erin Brown was originally slated to play Amber. See more »

Quotes

Ralph Vivino: Somebody better get out on that god dame stage, right now!
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References Female Animal (1970) See more »

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Fun nonsense with female strippers & monsters
17 May 2011 | by Vomitron_GSee all my reviews

Every now and then I like watching silly crap. And this movie succeeds in being what it wants to be: Total silly nonsense. Add a little fun stop-motion effects (mutant sex-drive-increasing ticks crawling around everywhere and a human-sized mutant tick-man at the end) and quite a lot of nekkid boobies (provided by Misty Mundae, amongst others), and you could say this one is somewhat of a fun watch. But the acting often is so abominable that it hurts. In the end, all that remains is a movie that isn't going anywhere, but you can have a fun time just staying at the main location of this movie (being a titty-bar infested by the aforementioned critters). Near the end the movie gives more than one nod to older giant monster classics (and this doesn't exactly mean that there is a big climax with a giant monster reeking havoc or anything - just see it and you'll understand).


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