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Bite Me! (2004)

R | | Horror | Video 26 October 2004
When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Crystal (as Misty Mundae)
Julian Wells Julian Wells ... Teresa
Rob Monkiewicz ... Terence "Buzz" O'Reilly
Erika Smith ... Trix
Michael R. Thomas ... Ralph Vivino
Caitlin Ross ... Amber
Sylvianne Chebance ... Gina
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele ... Myles McCarthy (as John Fedele)
Carl Burrows ... Eugene Frack (as Carl 'Doc' Burrows)
David Fine David Fine ... Frack's Cohort (as Dave Fine)
Justin Wingenfeld Justin Wingenfeld ... Rupert (1st Moron)
Chris Mimikos ... Herschel (2nd Moron)
Igor Fernandez Igor Fernandez ... Cop
Tanisha Tanisha ... Cop
James Jankiewicz James Jankiewicz ... Ringer In Bar Fight (as Jim Jankiewicz)
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Storyline

When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big chip on his shoulder. Soon the stealthy, fist-sized bugs are busily engorging themselves on human blood, their bite effecting a particularly potent narcotic reaction in those attacked. Written by Jeffrey Faoro

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Big bugs with bad attitudes!

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Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and drug content
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 October 2004 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

New York, USA

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Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)
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| (uncut)

Color:

Color

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1.66 : 1
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Trivia

Erin Brown was originally slated to play Amber. See more »

Quotes

Ralph Vivino: Somebody better get out on that god dame stage, right now!
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References Barbed Wire Dolls (1976) See more »

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A great little flick that's not trying to be anything it's not but just fun
9 April 2005 | by crueltwistoffateSee all my reviews

A wonderful treat of a film. It's campy, it's dumb but it's pure. This movie isn't trying to be more than it is...a fun flick. There's something about this film, there's a charm to it to the dialogue and the characters. If your looking for the best horror film ever than this isn't it but if you just wanna kick back and enjoy yourself than this is a great film. This is one of those flicks that you can watch repeatably with a smile (there are Great films out there that aren't meant for repeat viewings. Once is enough for a while)For me this ranks up with some of the films I just love, so much so that I can even repeat some of the character's lines, and still doesn't loose it's charm.

There's a scene where we first meet Erika Smith's character Trix and Misty talk in front of the mirror and every time I watch it puts a smile on my face. Most people would say their interaction is board line bad acting but to me it's great scene because the girls have a charm that I can't get mad at them. There's BAD ACTING like that kid in Home Alone 3 and Briteny Spears in Cross road and there there's bad acting that's forgivable. So out of my rating of: Crap,Decent,Good, Great and a bad MF(that's saved only for films that I just adore and leave an impression on me even after the film is over) it gets "A Bad MF".


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