53. “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer”
It’s just a nightmare. A total nightmare. There have been a bunch of bad superhero movies, but this one transcends bad.
52. “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”
A totally chaotic stir fry of nonsense that tells the story of how Wolverine got his claws. Features a version of Deadpool that has his mouth stapled shut, which should tell you all you need to know about it.
That five minutes where they tried to turn Jennifer Garner into an action star really didn’t work out well, huh.
50. “X-Men: The Last Stand”
Just a total mess, incoherent from the word “go.” Might have killed off