In the (not so) grand tradition of Pamela and Tommy Lee's Honeymoon video, Tonya Harding's sex tape, and 'Survivor's Jenna' going down on some dude, comes this misleadingly titled Paris Hilton video. It's actually a few nights in Paris, so much for truth in advertising. But I digress, what do you get for your hard earned money you ask? First up is an elongated black and white version of the scene that you can find on the net for free, Paris looking like a doe trapped in the headlights and all. The elongated part of said scene is endless minutes of Rick stroking his manhood. (i did NOT need to see that) and Paris leaving p***ed off because her breasts looked vieny in nightvision. The second scene isn't a sex scene at all, just Paris and Rick arguing. The third scene is Rick and Paris going at it again, this time in color and Paris seems to enjoy herself quite a bit more. Which leads us, into the last scene, which is hands-down the best one (no mean feat here) It revolves around Ms. Hilton giving what looks to be a pretty damn good BJ. Rick narrates between the 4 scenes only to prove he's a cocky lil' punk. Also on the DVD is scenes from 4 additional titles from the company. The second disk of this 2-DVD set is just a collection of various trailers. Unless you just HAVE to see everything Paris Hilton, this is only good enough for a rent, and that's stretching it.
My Grade: D+
