The World's Fastest Indian (2005)
Aaron Murphy: Tom
Burt Munro : Oh yes, ah, you can pee on my lemon tree for me if you like, while I'm away. And ah...
[looks at Tom who is shaking his head vigorously]
Burt Munro : well, there's nothing wrong with peeing on your lemon tree. As Confucius used to say, it's the best natural fertilizer in the world.
Tom : Who's Confucius?
Burt Munro : Oh, he's some bloke who lives up in Dunedin.
Tom : Why do you pee on your lemon tree?