Come Away Home (2005)
Martin Mull: Barney Green
Quotes
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Annie Lamm : Grandpa, can I drive?
Barney : You want to get us killed, kid?
Annie Lamm : Oh, come on.
Barney : What if a cop sees us? Or worse, your mother?
Annie Lamm : There are only three cops on this Island, and they play paper football all day! I can do it.
Barney : Driving a car is a little harder than a boat, Missy. And we all know how that turned out.
Grandpa Donald : I don't know, Annie...
Annie Lamm : OK... I guess when I'm your age I won't be able to tell my grandkids that my Grandpa taught me how to drive. It'll just be some random boyfriend instead.
Barney : Captain, are you crazy?
Grandpa Donald : Oh, don't get your panties all in a bunch. Live a little.
Barney : I'd like to live a lot, that's the problem.
Annie Lamm : Don't worry, Barney. I'm a good driver.
Barney : I hope they spell my name right in the obituaries.
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Grandpa Donald : ...So Kennedy comes aboard the ship. He turns to me and says, "Officer, I need a guide." There I was, showing the future President around...
Barney : Was this before or after you single-handedly foiled the bank robbery?
Grandpa Donald : Way before. The bank robbery was in '78.
Barney : Right, right. I've heard that one in my sleep.
