The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

Jerry Stiller: Doc

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• Eddie Cantrow : This is my dad.

  Lila : Oh, hi Dad.

  Doc : Nice to meet you, Lila.

  Lila : How do you know my name?

  Doc : Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.

• Doc : Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it!

• Doc : So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting?

  Eddie Cantrow : Ah, yeah, we just got those new Nike Sasquatch drivers in the store, so that's been kind of cool.

  Doc : Let me rephrase the question. You been crushin' any pussy?

• Doc : Remember, this is the Bible Belt. These people have guns.

• Doc : Come on, kid, let's get out of here. Bitches be crazy, you know that.

• Eddie Cantrow : [about Lila]  She doesn't have a great sense of humor.

  Doc : Are you out of your mind? Funny's a male gene, you idiot. Haven't you ever noticed whenever you see a really funny girl, she's a little mannish? Think about it. Lily Tomlin, Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell...

  Mac : Oh, I got a thing for Ellen DeGeneres though. I do, I have to admit it. I think she's great, I think she's hot. Great ass. Check it out.