Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004)

Two of horrordom's most feared creatures against one another. When young Jenna becomes affected by a mysterious vampiric disease, she begins to hallucinate, and her father whisks her away on a journey to find the source of the infection.

Director:

Vince D'Amato

Writers:

Sheridan Le Fanu (story "Carmilla") (as J. Sheridan Le Fanu), Vince D'Amato

Stars:

Bonny Giroux, C.S. Munro, Maritama Carlson

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Bonny Giroux	...	Jenna Fontaine
C.S. Munro	...	Travis Fontaine
Maritama Carlson	...	Carmilla
Brinke Stevens	...	Julia / State Trooper
Peter Ruginis	...	The General
Melanie Crystal	...	Tessa Briggs
Erica Carroll	...	Mary
Roy Tupper	...	The Doctor
Rob Carpenter	...	Gas Station Attendant
Jon Scheffer	...	Gas Station Boss
Derek Champion	...	Jeep Driver
Ligaya Allmer	...	Bob
Colin Worley	...	1st Zombie
Chris Webb	...	Roadworker Zombie
Tarja Ridgewell	...	Vamp

Storyline

Based on the novel CARMILLA by Sheridan Le Fanu, VAMPIRES VS. ZOMBIES pits two of horrordom's most feared creatures against one another. When young Jenna becomes affected by a mysterious vampiric disease, she begins to hallucinate, and her father whisks her away on a journey to find the source of the infection. On their way to the hometown of Baroness Vampire Carmilla, suspected to be the cause of the problem, the two encounter a friendly General, school-girl zombies, cannibals, and of course, the power-mad, evil Carmilla.

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Plot Keywords:

vampire | latex gloves | lesbian kiss | kiss | versus in title | 

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Taglines:

The battle between the living dead and the undead has begun!

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Genres:

Horror

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality/nudity and language

Did You Know?

Trivia

The mysterious gas station attendant who wanders off at the end is simply known as Zombie Slayer. Potentially leading to a spin off solo movie as shown in the credits with him walking off with full gear into the unknown.

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Quotes

Carmilla: I'm NOT Carmillia!
The General: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[elbows her in the face]

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Soundtracks

Another Fullmoon
Written by John Jones
Performed by Living With Demons
copyright 2002 Living With Demons
Courtesy of John Jones & Living With Demons

User Reviews

BAAAAAATH

I'm pretty sure when I watched this movie, the only way I could get through it was to assure myself that later, after seeing it, a very long shower and an eye scrub would purge my body of the sin that is seeing "Vampires VS Zombies."

Honestly, I'm pretty sure this is the worst movie ever. While watching it, I had to pause every few moments to keep my brain from exploding. The scenes did not at all move together, and it was in no way comprehensible. It seemed that the best the director did was build up to something during every scene, but that "something" was never there.

While some people say for a bad movie that the best part is the end, I would have to disagree for this one. I waited an entire 85 minutes for some sort of rejuvenation from this movie, but was only greeted by a spinning book displaying the words, "THE END." The movie's acting was like something out of a terrible video game's voice acting, and the plot I'm pretty sure didn't exist. I was glad to see that the creators could let themselves go so easily, but this doesn't even go on the list of B-movies.

I suspect that there is a secret companion film to this abomination which consists of all the "other" scenes that would, coupled with many of the scenes in this movie, form a complete porno-film. Have you actually seen a movie that made your head physically hurt? This one did.

I'm sorry, but don't ever, EVER, EVER watch Vampires vs. Zombies. Not even as a way to pass time or laugh at how bad it is. It's nearly impossible to get through.

Details

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

13 April 2004 (USA)

Also Known As:

Carmilla

Filming Locations:

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Company Credits

Production Co:

Creepy Six Films

Technical Specs

Runtime:

85 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color