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Candice Bergen: Shirley Schmidt



  • Denny Crane : You left me, Shirley. Women don't leave Denny Crane. And for a secretary!

    Shirley Schmidt : It was the Secretary of Defense.

  • Alan Shore : Shirley? What about senior partners? There would be nothing wrong with me, lusting, say, after... you? Would there?

    Shirley Schmidt : Go subscribe to National Geographic. Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit. Add to that list, Schmidt.

  • Denny Crane : How can you ban red meat?

    Dominick Ryan : Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it. They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.

    Denny Crane : We're carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.

    Dominick Ryan : [Shirley and Dominick stare at him]  Is there anything we can do?

    Shirley Schmidt : We'll get an immediate TRO.

    Denny Crane : I'll argue it myself. Ban red meat. That cannot pass Constitutional mustard.

    Shirley Schmidt : The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right, the law lacks condiments.

  • Shirley Schmidt : Do not make yourself the story. The jury needs to be focused on him.

    Denny Crane : [incredulous]  Did you just say don't make me the story?

  • Shirley Schmidt : He is ultimately a benign man who we all happen to care about, including you. I think what you really mean to do is voice your concern unofficially.

    Lori Colson : I'm making an official complaint. If there's forms to be filled out please have them sent to my office.

    [Lori walks away] 

    Shirley Schmidt : You little bitch.

  • Shirley Schmidt : [Seeing Judge Brown coming in the courtroom]  My god, he got a bigger gavel.

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