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The Helix... Loaded (2005)

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When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."

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A. Raven Cruz

Writer:

A. Raven Cruz
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Scott Levy ... Nuvo
Vanilla Ice ... Theo
Geremy Dingle Geremy Dingle ... Agent Smak / Harold the Bum
Samantha Brooke Samantha Brooke ... Infiniti
Dana Michael Woods ... Orpheum (as Dana Woods)
Dane Moreton ... Chad
Brigett Fink Brigett Fink ... Swatch
Eugene Kim ... Ping
Moe Irvin ... Tyrone
Christine Carlo ... Dijonaise
Delia Copold Delia Copold ... Agent Crack
Anthony Aniano Anthony Aniano ... Agent Jonzen
Cylk Cozart Cylk Cozart ... The Orafice
Jennifer Sky ... Lola the Secretary
Joel South Joel South ... Mr. Champion / Willy Twin
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Storyline

This sci-fi thriller explores the journey of the "Other Ones" and thrie search for a mysterious new super drug and it's illusuve creator Oprheum. Loaded and guided only by "The Orifice" the "Other Ones" must decide which one of them is destined to discover the secrets of The Helix. Written by Earth Draggon

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

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It's the question that fuels you...What is The Helix?


Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language, drug references and humor
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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

16 March 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Ahorix See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Box Office

Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$3,500, 25 March 2005, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$3,700, 3 April 2005
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Company Credits

Production Co:

Stained Iris Productions See more »
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Trivia

The first independently financed, produced and distributed film to ever premiere at the world-famous Graumans Chinese Theater. See more »

Quotes

Nuvo: Whoa.
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Connections

References Point Break (1991) See more »

Soundtracks

Grampa Slams
Written Craig Russo and Lorin Ashton
Performed by Craig Russo as Sayr
Courtesy of Amorphous Music
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Huh?!
31 July 2005 | by ArelesSee all my reviews

Director A. Raven Cruz has managed to effectively make one long tribute to the creative talents of Phil Tucker (Robot Monster), Hal Warren (Manos, the Hand of Fate), and the ubiquitous Edward D. Wood.

Now Phil Tucker at least worked with Lenny Bruce, and did have a rudimentary knowledge of editing (how else could he have cut all that stock footage into his films). And Hall Warren at least had the common decency to stop making films, after his first one. And Ed Wood, well bless his pointed angora draped head, he was just too wacky to ignore. But one thing these guys all had in common, they tried to tell a story.

The Helix: Loaded is a vanity piece masquerading as a movie. Anyone that could look at this film and believe it deserves a "10" has been sitting in a closed garage with the engine running. "The Helix: Loaded" doesn't simply suck. It Swallows!


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