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The Helix... Loaded (2005)

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When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."

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A. Raven Cruz

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A. Raven Cruz
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Scott Levy ... Nuvo
Vanilla Ice ... Theo
Geremy Dingle Geremy Dingle ... Agent Smak / Harold the Bum
Samantha Brooke Samantha Brooke ... Infiniti
Dana Michael Woods ... Orpheum (as Dana Woods)
Dane Moreton ... Chad
Brigett Fink Brigett Fink ... Swatch
Eugene Kim ... Ping
Moe Irvin ... Tyrone
Christine Carlo ... Dijonaise
Delia Copold Delia Copold ... Agent Crack
Anthony Aniano Anthony Aniano ... Agent Jonzen
Cylk Cozart Cylk Cozart ... The Orafice
Jennifer Sky ... Lola the Secretary
Joel South Joel South ... Mr. Champion / Willy Twin
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Storyline

This sci-fi thriller explores the journey of the "Other Ones" and thrie search for a mysterious new super drug and it's illusuve creator Oprheum. Loaded and guided only by "The Orifice" the "Other Ones" must decide which one of them is destined to discover the secrets of The Helix. Written by Earth Draggon

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It's the question that fuels you...What is The Helix?


Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language, drug references and humor
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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

16 March 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Ahorix See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Box Office

Budget:

$1,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$3,500, 25 March 2005, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$3,700, 3 April 2005
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Company Credits

Production Co:

Stained Iris Productions See more »
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

The first independently financed, produced and distributed film to ever premiere at the world-famous Graumans Chinese Theater. See more »

Quotes

Theo: All right stop... Collaborate... And listen to each other.
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Connections

References The Princess Bride (1987) See more »

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Murphy's Law
Performed by The Fuzz Brothers
Courtesy of Lightstone Entertainment
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Satisfying Spoof Movie
22 March 2005 | by meltedbrainSee all my reviews

The Helix Loaded is a low budget spoof of The Matrix trilogy, Minority Report, The Incredible Hulk, Fight Club and many more. As a low budget feature shot on miniDV it is certainly rough around the edges, though that adds to the charm. What elevates this film above the drek of low-budget indies are some surprisingly good special effects (impressive bullet-time, wire-fu effects) as well as its irreverent sense of psychedelic humor. This one has the potential to be a cult classic.

Who could not be charmed by a guy in a bunny suit, an enlightenment drug in the shape of a gummy bear and VANILLA ICE kicking ass?!? :-) And Scotty Levy's 'The Other One' is a dead-on take on Keannu Reeves.

Funny stuff.


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