Protégé de la Rose Noire

Incomprehensible Rose Noir comedy. The '90s parodies weren't that hot either, but this one is far worse. Two morons (the Twins)get drafted by a moronic ex-superheroine (Rose noir, Teresa Mo) to succeed her, and a moronic taxi driver (Ekin Cheng) tags along for the ride. They go up against a - can you guess? - moronic all-girl gang led by the daughter of Rose Noir, Miss LavenCam. Donnie Yen is co-director and probably mostly responsible for the action. Which isn't that hot, except for a short bit in which the Twins copy Jackie Chan's training sequences from Snake in Eagle's Shadow and Drunken Master, and the fighting performed by a lethal schoolgirl played by Chris Yen, Donnie's sister. She's awesome, and looks good to boot. Let's hope she gets more and better chances than this! For the rest, Ekin being less boring than usual, but in a fairly thankless role, the Twins being not very funny and overly cute to no effect, and a few funny moments. But far too much duds, no storyline to speak of and no real classic moments.