Anus Magillicutty (2003)
Brother Magillicutty: He's old school. He doesn't like profanity. He doesn't like all this "fuck you", "suck a cock", "eat an asshole".
Anus Magillicutty: There's always two things on my mind - Tits!
Chee-Chee: Did you kill him yet?
Assassin: I'm running low on daytime minutes. Can I call you back after eight?
Anus Magillicutty: Now why don't you scrub my nuts or something?
Anus's Woman: How do you always know what to say?
Anus Magillicutty: I'm a romantic at heart.
Anus Magillicutty: I thought you said you live behind the dumpster?
The White Trash Piece of Shit: [sputters] This isn't debate class! I didn't go to fancy schools and learn a lot of math.
Anus's Woman: [after a really long sex scene] Are you gonna cum?
Anus Magillicutty: Oh! Was I supposed to cum?
Anus Magillicutty: Remember that contract we had with Satan? To make us beautiful?
Brother Magillicutty: Yeah I do.
Anus Magillicutty: I think he's come to collect.
Brother Magillicutty: [sarcastic] Sure.
Brother Magillicutty: [to Anus] You find yourself in a bunch of shit because you are shit.