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Zemanovaload (2005)

| Comedy | 2007 (Brazil)
John Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech ... See full summary »

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Credited cast:
... John Davies
... Jenna
... TV Producer
Gemma Cowap ... Bad Soap Supporting Actress
Dan Cryer ... Actor
... Travel Agent
Jessica Francis ... Clara's Mate
... OCD Christian
Katya Greer ... LA Waitress
Natasha Joseph ... Casting Agent
Austin Knight ... Funniest Man on Earth
... Kev
... Tom Gaviscon
Louise Meadows ... Bus Passenger
Penelope Meakin ... Lonely Checkout Operator
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John Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The film follows his attempts to curb his old obsessions in order to meet his latest obsession - Veronika. Written by Jayson Rothwell

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Ed Byrne deserves so much more . . . .
23 September 2004 | by See all my reviews

Ed Byrne is one of the funniest British comedians working today, I have seen him perform numerous times on the TV and recently I had the pleasure of seeing him live at the Edinburgh Festival, the man is hilarious . . . this film is just a joke.

Actually that may be a little harsh, in it's own way it is quite quirky and if it wasn't for the complete waste of Ed's talent then it could be seen as a nice little 'made for TV' britflick. But the potential was DID exist and it was wasted.

Ed is John a film and TV writer with quirky neurosis and hang-ups. He is completely shallow and only dates models. After being dumped he sets his sites on the top 'perfect 10' model (Miss Zemanova) and he continues to e-stalk her using the internet.

The production is so cheap that in one continuous paranoia gag they actually use the same piece of footage at least 10 times throughout the movie, and it was only mildly amusing the first time. ( Credit where it's due, Vic and Bob are actually quite amusing as Ed's fingers)

This is a terrible vehicle for Ed Byrne and isn't going to do his career any favours. My advice would be to watch it if it's on TV late and you have just come in after a night out (it's that sort of movie) certainly not worth wasting money on. Either at the cinema or as a DVD purchase.

Fans of Ed Byrnes comedy STAY AWAY, you will only be left unsatisfied.


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