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Zemanovaload

  • 2005
  • 1h 30m
IMDb RATING
5.7/10
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Zemanovaload (2005)
Comedy

John Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model... Read allJohn Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The film follows his attempts to curb his old obsessions in order to m... Read allJohn Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The film follows his attempts to curb his old obsessions in order to meet his latest obsession - Veronika.

  • Director
    • Jayson Rothwell
  • Writer
    • Jayson Rothwell
  • Stars
    • Ed Byrne
    • Andy Nyman
    • Alan McKenna
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.7/10
    382
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Jayson Rothwell
    • Writer
      • Jayson Rothwell
    • Stars
      • Ed Byrne
      • Andy Nyman
      • Alan McKenna
    • 7User reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Ed Byrne
    Ed Byrne
    • John Davies
    Andy Nyman
    Andy Nyman
    • Bruce Robenitz
    Alan McKenna
    Alan McKenna
    • Tom Gaviscon
    Siri Steinmo
    Siri Steinmo
    • Suki
    Amanda Mealing
    Amanda Mealing
    • Dr Zemekis
    Kathryn Drysdale
    Kathryn Drysdale
    • Travel Agent
    Andy Abrahams
    Andy Abrahams
    • Ronald the Vicar
    Dan Cryer
    • Aaron the American
    Lorna Watson
    • Tracey the Hairy Mary
    Cressida Whyte
    • Clara
    Orlando Wells
    • Dave
    Austin Knight
    • Funniest Man on Earth
    Georgina Chapman
    Georgina Chapman
    • Jenna
    Justin Moorhouse
    Justin Moorhouse
    • Mark
    Ralf Little
    Ralf Little
    • Kev
    Janet Walker
    • OCD Housewife
    Marcus Garvey
    Marcus Garvey
    • OCD Christian
    Rebecca Nicholas
    • OCD Cat Killer
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      • Jayson Rothwell
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    8theNomadz

    You can count on far more than two fingers :D the UK stand up to movie failures,this gladly breaks the trend !!!

    Ed Burn plays John Davies a midlife crisis ridden OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) writer,who's partner Suki has left along with the bulk of his possessions.

    With an horror film script rewrite to finish and new found job of writing plot lines for a prime time soap,this new found pressure makes him suffer even more neurosis than normal leading him to become even more compulsive over a lads magazine super model he wants to cast in his film as the token none speaking movie boob shot.

    All this while he's to deal with his friends,psychiatrist and his two imaginary finger friends (played by comedy duo Vic & Bob).

    I personally loved this film its small but there in lies its beauty,in some areas it felt a little too like a sitcom but never for long enough to become stale.Ed Burn (thankfully not wasting his talents on lame pointless advert/clips television shows) proves to come across charming even among all his neurosis and becomes one of the few British stand-ups to prove he can act and hold a film,which when alongside other stand-ups like Steve Coogan & Lee Evens who became big on TV but who have both made dire moves onto the bigger screen.

    I gave this an 8 out of 10 would of been higher if the ending wasn't so clearly rushed.That said its worthy nights entertainment congrats to Ed on doing what so many before him have failed at.
    8wmajor-1

    Smart and witty British indie...

    With all due respect to the comment by 2cents, "Zemanovaload" isn't an Ed Byrne stand-up showcase; you can watch his stand-up for that. This is his breakthrough as an actor, and it's a thoroughly memorable and enjoyable one. Rife with all the same sharp, witty dialogue and wry observations about life and relationships that audiences the world over have come to expect from British independent films, "Zemanovaload" is the first film I've seen to brutally dissect the dysfunctional way in which digital-age relationships have evolved while somehow finding a humorous silver lining to it all. Byrne's performance as neurotic and hopelessly obsessive-compulsive TV writer John Davies (the kind of guy who makes Woody Allen seem well-adjusted) rings disturbingly true to life, as does his obsession with supermodel Veronika Zemanova, who should easily become a household name with this film's worshipful title. A delight in all respects.
    9w-edwards

    2 Thumbs Up!!!

    What can I say - I LOVED IT!!! I tell you that has got to be one of the best feel-good movies I've seen this year. Acting - Great. Dialoge - Great. I couldn't think of a better ending. ( I'm chuckling just thinking about it while I type). I think that it is a must see for Veronika fans, a should see for others. PS there is a bit of nudity, but only about as much as an issue of Playboy - no graphic/raunchy sex. As you watch this show you will realize that you have probably been in the main character's shoes many times too often in your own life. I would love to mention some of the extremely funny scenes, but would hate to ruin the show for anyone else.
    Damo25

    NOT a British comedian!

    Sorry to have to point out to you here, but last time I saw Ed Byrne he was still Irish. Having said that, I will have to see this film as it looks like a bit of a laugh. Hope its better than "The Cassidy's", an absolute train wreck of a sitcom that Ed did a couple of years back for RTE, watered down waste of talent that was. Anyway, I believe Ralph little is also in this film, usually does fairly funny stuff. I saw this DVD in the video shop the other day, as two 13year lads were snickering as they went to rent it, I'm sure they were disappointed to find that there is no porn in this what so ever, hope they had a laugh though.
    6frank-584

    I enjoyed this film

    This is a low budget film. Very low budget. As such we should appreciate what has been achieved. It is funny and quirky with a few subtle jokes there to be teased out on a second viewing (like the internal joke about a production being given a name that people will not understand until they see it - like 'Zemanaovaload'). Byrne gives a fun performance as the weary, OCD-suffering writer who turns his attention to the voluptuous Veronika Zemanova - or anyone working in the local supermarket who happens to look like her. I *think* Will Self has a cameo too. Give Jayson Rothwell a real budget and watch him go....

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    • Release date
      • 2007 (Brazil)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
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    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Femeia de nota 10
    • Filming locations
      • Manchester, Greater Manchester, England, UK
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      1 hour 30 minutes
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