Murder in Suburbia (TV Series 2004–2005) Poster


Lisa Faulkner: DS Emma Scribbins, D.S. Emma Scribbins


  • [Ash and Scribbs have arrived at a school to interview the Headmaster - the bell rings and Scribbs starts running] 

    Ash : What are you doing?

    Scribbs : Sorry. Force of habit.

  • [Ash and Scribbs have just interviewed a school Headmaster about his murdered secretary] 

    Scribbs : He convinced me.

    Ash : Bet that's not the first time you made a Headmaster cry.

  • [Ash and Scribbs watch DCI Sullivan walk to his car] 

    Scribbs : If he turns out to be gay, I'm going to shoot myself.

  • [Ash and Scribbs have reported their progress to DCI Sullivan] 

    Scribbs : Wasn't he wearing that shirt yesterday?

    Ash : [pulling a coin out of her pocket]  Heads, his washing machine's broken. Tails, he's a dirty stop-out.

    [tosses the coin] 

    Scribbs : Well?

    Ash : You don't want to know.

  • [Scribbs has been to a clothing consultant] 

    Scribbs : They look at your hair and your skin tone, and decide what colour your clothes should be.

    Ash : So what did they say about you?

    Scribbs : That I was an "autumn" - that I look best wearing subdued tones.

    Ash : Subdued?

    Scribbs : Tones. Apparently bright colours don't suit me. The mistake I made was dressing as a "summer". Which is why I've been attracting the wrong kind of men.

    Ash : So you're saying the right kind of man's attracted to a woman in a mushroom-brown outfit?

    Scribbs : D'you think I look a bit...?

    Ash : No, Scribbs, you look fine. You look absolutely fine.

    Scribbs : Honest?

    Ash : Well, actually...

    Scribbs : Truth.

    Ash : You look like a fungus!

  • Ash : What's my single, most important rule about men, Scribbs?

    Scribbs : Uh, they mustn't be married?

    Ash : No, the other one.

    Scribbs : No bad boys.

    Ash : Because?

    Scribbs : They're bad.

    Ash : And?

    Scribbs : They're boys.

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