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Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (2004)

Miss Cast Away (original title)
A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Eric Roberts ... Maximus Powers
Charlie Schlatter ... Mike Saunders
Joyce Giraud ... Julie
Stuart Pankin ... Noah
Evan Marriott ... Joe Millionaire
Michael Jackson ... Agent M.J.
Eugene Greytak ... Your Holiness (as Gene Greytak)
Richard Halpern Richard Halpern ... Groovy Guy
Lyle J. Mortensen Lyle J. Mortensen ... Vice Persident
Douglas Dunning Douglas Dunning ... Commander Harry
Patrick Mares Patrick Mares ... The President
Stuart Rigby Stuart Rigby ... Ron Philips
Kamilla Bjorlin Kamilla Bjorlin ... Holly
Audra Wise Audra Wise ... Tina
Juanita A. Romano Juanita A. Romano ... Alaska
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"Miss Cast Away" (aka "Island Girl") is a mix of "There's Something About Mary" and "Scary Movie" crosses "Cast Away" with "Miss Congeniality." What happens when a plane-load of beauty contestants, on it's way to the Miss Galaxy Pageant, crash-lands on a deserted island? Pilots, Mike Saunders and Maximus Power learn how to survive with a bevvie of beautiful women -- of which none have ever even gone camping. Soon the castaways discover the ancient Noah's ark on the island. The lost ark is being guarded by an oversized prehistoric pig (Jurassic Pork). Noah is boarding apes (a la Planet of the Apes) and our survivors have got to stop his plan and use the ark to get off the island. Written by Sarah (superstar_gurl_05@hotmail.com)

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There's trouble in paradise.


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Trivia

Michael Jackson filmed his cameo in his library at Neverland Ranch (which was digitally replaced with special effects). See more »


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Let's Fly Away
Performed by Dick Maloney
SOCAN
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Silly and Non-Sense Parody
28 November 2006 | by claudio_carvalhoSee all my reviews

While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While the group fight to survive, alien apes plot to use the ark to destroy the human race and dominate planet Earth.

I like parodies, but "Miss Castaway" is an offense to human brains. The awful story and the special effects are very, but really very bad. There are spoofs with "Lost", "Castaway", "Jurassic Park", "Sixth Sense", "Titanic", "Planet of the Apes", "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Congo", "MIB", "Perfect Storm", "Austin Powers", "Jaws", "Mission Impossible", "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", "Star Wars" and "Hulk", but the problem is that most of them are very silly and not funny. In the end, the trailer is better than the film. My vote is four.

Title (Brazil): "Missão Quase Impossível" ("Mission Almost Impossible")


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 January 2008 (Australia) See more »

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Miss Castaway and the Island Girls See more »

Filming Locations:

Hawaii, USA See more »

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$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Island Productions See more »
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1.33 : 1
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