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Silly Movie 2/aka Miss Castaway & Island Girls (2004)

Miss Cast Away (original title)
A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Eric Roberts ... Maximus Powers
Charlie Schlatter ... Mike Saunders
Joyce Giraud ... Julie
Stuart Pankin ... Noah
Evan Marriott ... Joe Millionaire
Michael Jackson ... Agent M.J.
Eugene Greytak ... Your Holiness (as Gene Greytak)
Richard Halpern Richard Halpern ... Groovy Guy
Lyle J. Mortensen Lyle J. Mortensen ... Vice Persident
Douglas Dunning Douglas Dunning ... Commander Harry
Patrick Mares Patrick Mares ... The President
Stuart Rigby Stuart Rigby ... Ron Philips
Kamilla Bjorlin Kamilla Bjorlin ... Holly
Audra Wise Audra Wise ... Tina
Juanita A. Romano Juanita A. Romano ... Alaska
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Storyline

"Miss Cast Away" (aka "Island Girl") is a mix of "There's Something About Mary" and "Scary Movie" crosses "Cast Away" with "Miss Congeniality." What happens when a plane-load of beauty contestants, on it's way to the Miss Galaxy Pageant, crash-lands on a deserted island? Pilots, Mike Saunders and Maximus Power learn how to survive with a bevvie of beautiful women -- of which none have ever even gone camping. Soon the castaways discover the ancient Noah's ark on the island. The lost ark is being guarded by an oversized prehistoric pig (Jurassic Pork). Noah is boarding apes (a la Planet of the Apes) and our survivors have got to stop his plan and use the ark to get off the island. Written by Sarah (superstar_gurl_05@hotmail.com)

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island | boat | castaway | pilot | bar | See All (28) »

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There's trouble in paradise.


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Not Rated | See all certifications »
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Trivia

Michael Jackson filmed his cameo in his library at Neverland Ranch (which was digitally replaced with special effects). See more »

Connections

References Gilligan's Island (1964) See more »

Soundtracks

Queen Suprema
Written, produced and performed by Dave Keyes
Keyesland Music 2001 ASCAP
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I must apologize...
14 February 2006 | by orengoldschmidtSee all my reviews

First, I would like to apologize for my rating of "1"... The only reason i give this film such a high rating is that I can't delve into negative integers. All "This is a spoof" musings aside, and while I certainly have tried to give it due consideration, have left me with a certain notion, namely; "This is quite possibly the worst film ever made." On any level and in any plausible quantification of qualitative measurement... Seriously, I tried, I'm just as in to any indie born-for-cult-video-distribution film as the next buff, but seriously, this movie sucked rhino balls...

Honestly, if I had directed this "film" I would have seen it as a legitimate cause for suicide.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 January 2008 (Australia) See more »

Also Known As:

Miss Castaway and the Island Girls See more »

Filming Locations:

Hawaii, USA See more »

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Budget:

$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Production Co:

Island Productions See more »
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Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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