Silly Movie 2/aka Miss Castaway & Island Girls (2004)

A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more

Director:

Bryan Michael Stoller

Writer:

Bryan Michael Stoller

Stars:

Eric Roberts, Charlie Schlatter, Joyce Giraud

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Eric Roberts	...	Maximus Powers
Charlie Schlatter	...	Mike Saunders
Joyce Giraud	...	Julie
Stuart Pankin	...	Noah
Evan Marriott	...	Joe Millionaire
Michael Jackson	...	Agent M.J.
Eugene Greytak	...	Your Holiness (as Gene Greytak)
Richard Halpern	...	Groovy Guy
Lyle J. Mortensen	...	Vice Persident
Douglas Dunning	...	Commander Harry
Patrick Mares	...	The President
Stuart Rigby	...	Ron Philips
Kamilla Bjorlin	...	Holly
Audra Wise	...	Tina
Juanita A. Romano	...	Alaska

Storyline

"Miss Cast Away" (aka "Island Girl") is a mix of "There's Something About Mary" and "Scary Movie" crosses "Cast Away" with "Miss Congeniality." What happens when a plane-load of beauty contestants, on it's way to the Miss Galaxy Pageant, crash-lands on a deserted island? Pilots, Mike Saunders and Maximus Power learn how to survive with a bevvie of beautiful women -- of which none have ever even gone camping. Soon the castaways discover the ancient Noah's ark on the island. The lost ark is being guarded by an oversized prehistoric pig (Jurassic Pork). Noah is boarding apes (a la Planet of the Apes) and our survivors have got to stop his plan and use the ark to get off the island.

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Plot Keywords:

island | boat | castaway | pilot | bar | 

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Taglines:

There's trouble in paradise.

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Genres:

Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Did You Know?

Trivia

Michael Jackson filmed his cameo in his library at Neverland Ranch (which was digitally replaced with special effects).

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Connections

References Gilligan's Island (1964)

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Soundtracks

Queen Suprema
Written, produced and performed by Dave Keyes
Keyesland Music 2001 ASCAP

User Reviews

I must apologize...

First, I would like to apologize for my rating of "1"... The only reason i give this film such a high rating is that I can't delve into negative integers. All "This is a spoof" musings aside, and while I certainly have tried to give it due consideration, have left me with a certain notion, namely; "This is quite possibly the worst film ever made." On any level and in any plausible quantification of qualitative measurement... Seriously, I tried, I'm just as in to any indie born-for-cult-video-distribution film as the next buff, but seriously, this movie sucked rhino balls...

Honestly, if I had directed this "film" I would have seen it as a legitimate cause for suicide.

Details

Official Sites:

Official Site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 January 2008 (Australia)

Also Known As:

Miss Castaway and the Island Girls

Filming Locations:

Hawaii, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$2,000,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Island Productions

Technical Specs

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1