Jill: The name's Jill, and I saw your show tonight. I'm a dull person, from a small town, with a very low opinion of myself. I actually believe that sleeping with entertainers somehow makes me more exciting. I use lies and skillful sex to entrap men in relationships that leave them emotionally empty, and financially devastated.
Richard Jeni: Nice to meet you. I'm a former fat kid from New York, plagued by incredible self-doubt. I wear beautiful women like a tie pin because, y'know, I wasn't popular in high school and I need constant reassurance I'm attractive. I dangle my celebrity like a fish hook. Then I'm shocked when I reel in a psychotic loser... like you.