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The Onion Movie

  • 2008
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 26m
IMDb RATING
6.2/10
17K
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The Onion Movie (2008)
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Dark ComedyParodySatireSketch ComedySlapstickComedy

Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.

  • Directors
    • Tom Kuntz
    • Mike Maguire
  • Writers
    • Todd Hanson
    • Robert Siegel
  • Stars
    • Len Cariou
    • Sarah McElligott
    • Amir Talai
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    6.2/10
    17K
    YOUR RATING
    • Directors
      • Tom Kuntz
      • Mike Maguire
    • Writers
      • Todd Hanson
      • Robert Siegel
    • Stars
      • Len Cariou
      • Sarah McElligott
      • Amir Talai
    • 71User reviews
    • 24Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Top cast99+

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    Len Cariou
    Len Cariou
    • Norm Archer
    Sarah McElligott
    Sarah McElligott
    • Melissa Cherry
    Amir Talai
    Amir Talai
    • Ahman
    Daniel Chacón
    • Young American…
    Ken Takemoto
    • Sensei
    Steven Seagal
    Steven Seagal
    • Cock Puncher
    Don McManus
    Don McManus
    • Dennis McCormick
    Kate Fuglei
    Kate Fuglei
    • Dolores McCormick
    Abigail Mavity
    Abigail Mavity
    • Roseanne McCormick
    Reid Weaver
    • Dennis McCormick, Jr.
    Brian Powell
    Brian Powell
    • Typical Neighbor Husband
    Adele Robbins
    • Typical Neighbor Wife
    Jason L. Miller
    • Sooty Firefighter
    Brendon Baerg
    • Sooty Child
    Larissa Laskin
    Larissa Laskin
    • Dana Dobbs
    Scott Klace
    Scott Klace
    • Kip Kendall
    Barbara Pilavin
    Barbara Pilavin
    • Alzheimers Old Lady
    Sandy Kenyon
    Sandy Kenyon
    • Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
    • Directors
      • Tom Kuntz
      • Mike Maguire
    • Writers
      • Todd Hanson
      • Robert Siegel
    • All cast & crew
    • Production, box office & more at IMDbPro

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    Storyline

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    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      Final appearance from Rodney Dangerfield. His final line in the movie was the same final line he used in Caddyshack.
    • Goofs
      Liz Anne has a cut on the left side of her forehead which disappears when Armed gunman is promoted to customer advisor.
    • Quotes

      Norm Archer: The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work.

    • Crazy credits
      Watch after the credits as Norm Archer comes on screen sitting at his news-desk saying "For the Onion News, this is Norm Archer. Fuck you and Good Night".
    • Connections
      Featured in An American Carol (2008)
    • Soundtracks
      Down On My Knees
      Written by Asche & Spencer

      Performed by Lisa Marie Furth

    User reviews71

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    Has some good laughs but never convinced me that it suited or deserved to be a film

    The Onion network is famous for the impartial nature of its news coverage as well as the quality of its delivery and journalists. Anchorman Norm Archer in particular prides himself on keeping the standard high and serving Americans the real stories without dumbing down. However when the network is purchased by a new parent company (who have a major new Steven Seagal film to promote) and Archer starts to notice significant slippage in his beloved network.

    The name "The Onion" was enough to attract me to this film given that I frequently dip into the satirical newspaper for a few easy chuckles; however even as I was pressing play I wondered how a newspaper can be adapted into a film – maybe a TV show in the mould of "The Day Today" or "The Daily Show" but a film? Well the answer to my wonderings turns out to be "not that well" because The Onion Movie is a mess of hits and misses that works when it hits but rapidly annoys when it is missing. It will depend on sense of humour but it is undeniable that there are misses in a film that is essentially a sketch show with a bit of a plot that satirises the commercial nature of news networks. You can see the intelligence behind it but yet it doesn't really work as well as it should. The fragmented nature of it prevents a flow but this wouldn't matter one bit if the laughs were consistent.

    Sadly this doesn't happen. There are some really great moments that had me laughing out loud but there are also plenty of sketches that either just don't work or simply extend the joke for much longer than it can actually sustain or, in the case of the film's ending, both. Fans of this style of humour will just about find enough to make it worth watching but even I (who does) found parts of it to just be poor. The cast are hard to judge in strict acting terms but mostly they work well to support the material, which is what counts. As with his recent Orange cinema adverts, Seagal is better at spoofing his career than he is at making proper films and he is enjoyable (even if this is one joke really over-extended).

    I can understand why the Onion Movie sat in release limbo for so long because it never really convinced me that it suited or deserved to be a film. The sketches throw up as many hits as misses – which will suffice for some but was not good enough for me even if it did produce a handful of good laughs. Worth a look for Onion fans but not good enough to tickle a mass audience.
    • bob the moo
    • Jul 1, 2008
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    • Release date
      • January 7, 2008 (Brazil)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Languages
      • English
      • Russian
      • Spanish
    • Also known as
      • Onion Movie
    • Filming locations
      • Los Angeles, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • 3 Arts Entertainment
      • New Regency Productions
      • Searchlight Pictures
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 26 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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