Sexual Dependence Day

Ron Slick: Perhaps a little demonstration.

[He stands up, and activates the Clicker. Senator Thorpe is consumed by pleasure and arousal, and begins moaning]

Ron Slick: Impressive device, don't you think?

[She continues moaning, and starts undressing]

Ron Slick: Does this feel familiar to you?

Senator Thorpe: [Moaning] Turn it off, please. Ohhh...

Ron Slick: Oh I don't think so, Senator. Not yet. See, you're a real hard person to make listen to, and I want you to listen to me. Now.

Senator Thorpe: [Moaning] Oh you bastard.

Ron Slick: This little Bill of yours is not about jobs, it's about corporate greed. It's about raping our natural resources, and... and making a few CEOs and managers insanely wealthy.

Senator Thorpe: [Moaning loudly] OH!

Ron Slick: Easy for you to say. And you get, what 50 grand for your re-election campaign? You got a lot of nerve even talking about jobs. So what, a couple of hundred loggers keep working, what about the thousands of fishermen that are out of work, because there's no salmon left? Because you clear cut the forests and all the topsoil washes down and kills off the streams?

Senator Thorpe: [Moaning louder, about to have an orgasm] Oh... OH!

Ron Slick: Oh.

[He turns off the clicker, and smiles as she is unable to orgasm]

Ron Slick: No you don't.