Jonah Hill: Ben at 17 Years Old
Michael Newman : Can I help you?
Ben Newman - at 17 Years Old : Hey Dad.
Michael Newman : Hey Dad? Ben? Look how big you got! You're enormous!
Ben Newman - at 17 Years Old : [offended] Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie of the SS Fat Ass! Really good for my self esteem! Maybe if you took me to Pilates like you said you would, people wouldn't think I was Rosie O'Donnell!
Michael Newman : Come on Ben, I love you! Bring me back the Twinkies!